I don't understand the appeal of...

[Mike Gloady]

What lovely names for roosters.  Trannies are they?

[COMMANDO FORCES]

How very dare you!

[Mike Gloady]

I don't understand the appeal of transvestite roosters.  Why not just get lady chickens?  Eh?

[COMMANDO FORCES]

I'll have you know they never dress up.

[Jared Katooie]

I don't understand the appeal of children.

Nine months of misery, hours of agonising pain -  and the result? A giant, screaming blood-covered maggot.

It wakes in the middle of the night, screaming. It defecates in its own clothes, and screams at you again. It urinates on you, it vomits on you. Caring for it will consume all your time, money, and attention.

As it grows, it will become increasingly cunning and cruel, tormenting you with endless questions, or constantly demanding expensive new toys. The loud screaming and vomiting will continue unabated.

In its teens it will no longer make any secret of its contempt for you, insulting you constantly, and ignoring everything you say. It wil steal from you, lie to you, and eventually, kill you.

If by some miracle you should survive into old age, they'll throw you in ahome and "reward" you with one visit a year until you pop your clogs and they take ally our hard-earned posessions and sell them for a pittance.

So they can raise some money for the new baby.

[wild-seven]

I don't understand the appeal of transvestite roosters.  Why not just get lady chickens?  Eh?

Mmmmm tranny roosters...

[Kerrin]

Did someone mention cross dressing cocks?

[Bouwel]

Did someone mention cross dressing cocks?

Mum!

-Bouwel-

[wild-seven]

Did someone mention cross dressing cocks?

Crikey, she looks rough even when dressed as a bloke

[Dark Jimbo]

Glad I'm not the only one averse to the whole idea of having kids. I quite miss keeping chickens, though, apart from the rat infestation that they invariably bring.

[wild-seven]

I frukking HATE 'sexy' halloween costumes *deep breath* ok rant over. For this year...

[Dark Jimbo]

I frukking HATE 'sexy' halloween costumes *deep breath* ok rant over. For this year...

In theory, and in principle, so do I.

But because I'm a bloke, and a bloke who's not getting any at that, I can never bring myself to object too strongly.

[COMMANDO FORCES]

I saw loads of Batman, Catwoman, Superman, etc.. costumes as I was driving about last night. What's with that, they aren't Halloweeny. Well unless you make them zombiefied. It's just laziness!

[Dandontdare]

I frukking HATE 'sexy' halloween costumes *deep breath* ok rant over. For this year...

Male Ghostbusters costume:        Female Ghostbusters costume:
                                     

[Mike Gloady]

Those are VILE.

It isn't a costume anyway, it's a bloody set of overalls and a plastic backpack a la Rogue....