Life's so drokking fantastic because (the rebirth)

[uncle fester]

...because today Lady Festina and I get married

[COMMANDO FORCES]

On a Friday, is that just so you can have a day off work 

Congratulations

[Richmond Clements]

...because today Lady Festina and I get married

Congratulations!
Hope you have a great day- it was superb to meet you both at Bristol! (Yes, I can remember most of it!)

[Dandontdare]

Comgratulations to you both! You must force her to give a complete rendition of her winning song from the comp at the reception!

[Gavin_Leahy_Block]

Congratulations, ye two. Have a fantastic day.

[Jim_Campbell]

...because today Lady Festina and I get married

Can I ask what the hell you're doing on the internet posting here?

Cheers!

Jim

(As I said: relax, breathe deeply, enjoy the day. It's good. Honest.)

[Roger Godpleton]

Congrats UF and LF.

[Van Dom]

Congratulations! Have a great day!

[Zarjazzer]

Congratulations to uncle fester and Lady Festina!  

[Something Fishy]

...because today Lady Festina and I get married

Many congrats to you both.

[wild-seven]

...because today Lady Festina and I get married

*sigh* now I'll NEVER marry Lady F! But seriously congrats chaps, have a great day *hugs*

[COMMANDO FORCES]

At Last,
those scum who live next door have finally pushed me over the edge (I like confrontation and this is why this is on this thread).
I was up at 08:00 today because the bloke from Virgin was coming round to plug in our V+ box (it's lovely), anyway those shits next door had their music (Fucking god knows what it was) up so loud that we couldn't hear the TV, even at a decent level. I could hear the noise from every room in our house and so I said to Carolyn I'm going round. She said be calm, to which I replied, I shall try.

I rang the doorbell and the music stopped instantly. The door opened a crack, after loads of locks had been unlocked and the female (unemployed kid maker) thing barely popped her head round the gap. I noticed layabout number two hiding just behind her. The converstaion went as follows :-

Excuse me could you turn the music down a little, I work nights and my wife can't even hear the TV in the front room.
I'm not being funny but it is daytime.
Yes I know that but we can't even hear the TV due to your music.
My baby can sleep through it.
That's okay for her but the music is way too loud, you turned it off when you heard the doorbell, which proves that.
........................
Okay then, I'll just get in touch with your landlady and explain to her the situation before I go to the council. Be seeing ya!

And with that I turned around and left the scumfuckers. Amazingly the music is off now but I shall be contacting the landlady after the weekend.
I fucking HATE those wasters next door, what twats would just say it's daytime and not even say sorry mate didn't realise or something similar 

[SuperSurfer]

Congrats to the Festers. We want to see photos of the happy day.

We had our 12th wedding anniversary on Monday.

[Cyberleader2000]

...because today Lady Festina and I get married

Congratulations but why the hell are you on here if your geting married today.

At Last,
those scum who live next door have finally pushed me over the edge (I like confrontation and this is why this is on this thread).
I was up at 08:00 today because the bloke from Virgin was coming round to plug in our V+ box (it's lovely), anyway those shits next door had their music (Fucking god knows what it was) up so loud that we couldn't hear the TV, even at a decent level. I could hear the noise from every room in our house and so I said to Carolyn I'm going round. She said be calm, to which I replied, I shall try.

I rang the doorbell and the music stopped instantly. The door opened a crack, after loads of locks had been unlocked and the female (unemployed kid maker) thing barely popped her head round the gap. I noticed layabout number two hiding just behind her. The converstaion went as follows :-

Excuse me could you turn the music down a little, I work nights and my wife can't even hear the TV in the front room.
I'm not being funny but it is daytime.
Yes I know that but we can't even hear the TV due to your music.
My baby can sleep through it.
That's okay for her but the music is way too loud, you turned it off when you heard the doorbell, which proves that.
........................
Okay then, I'll just get in touch with your landlady and explain to her the situation before I go to the council. Be seeing ya!

And with that I turned around and left the scumfuckers. Amazingly the music is off now but I shall be contacting the landlady after the weekend.
I fucking HATE those wasters next door, what twats would just say it's daytime and not even say sorry mate didn't realise or something similar  

Good for you if I were in your shoes I would have made some smart arsed commet at them.

[worldshown]

Congratulations to Uncle Fester and Lady Festina.