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World's Worst... Tattoos

Started by The Amstor Computer, 17 May, 2006, 02:38:15 AM

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satchmo

Obie Trice and Judge Dredd together at last  :o

vzzbux

Drokking since 1972

Peace is a lie, there's only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.

von Boom

Might as well sign up for removal now. That's going to be a tough one to explain to the kids.

JvB

House of Usher

I *think* I know what Jesus would do, and it's *not* that.  :-\

What a dumb tattoo. It's not even anatomically accurate.
STRIKE !!!

Goosegash

What the flippin' eck does Jesus have to do with the Human Centipede? That is truly a baffling thing to have permanently burned onto your upper torso.

House of Usher

I do believe it's two tattoos: I think the Jesus one came first.
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Definitely Not Mister Pops

DWWY

Do What, Would Yoda?

The bottom half of that can't possibly be real. I refuse to believe I share more DNA with that eejit than I do with a pomegranate. It's has to be done in biro or some such, it's just too stoopid.
You may quote me on that.

Emperor

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Quote from: Goosegash on 07 May, 2012, 08:11:01 PM
What the flippin' eck does Jesus have to do with the Human Centipede?

Well it was obvious to me that the question implies: Which position would Jesus (being such a great chap and all) pick in the human centipede? This then triggers a whole range of questions from the practical to the theological, leading you to ponder both the Son of God's unquenchable goodness and whether he would both give and receive of the excremental sacrament and/or whether the three parts of the centipede represent aspects of the Holy Trinity.

Eventually you would arrive at the answer: [spoiler]He would be the middle of centipede to spare someone else the horror.[/spoiler]

Well it was obvious to me.

Those of a more gnostic inclination might, however, suggest: [spoiler]Jesus, as a representative of God the Demiurge, might in fact be Dr. Heiter cruelly inflicting torment on mankind in ever more novel and unpleasant ways, when he could make all the pain go away with the wave of his hand.[/spoiler]

As an agnostic, I feel I'd better sit this one out, at least until I see HC2 anyway, and I'll be able to draw a more informed conclusion.
if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

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Dark Jimbo

 :lol: Emperor, you're the best of us all.
@jamesfeistdraws

Emperor

if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

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House of Usher

I think bits of that 'centipede' tattoo have been rubbed out and redrawn. Look at the middle section's left leg. Also the alimentary canal is far less smooth than a tattooist would sketch out before committing to ink and needles. I hope that puts a few minds at rest.
STRIKE !!!

Roger Godpleton

Emperor is the best? The best at not objecting to the front office's dumb idea to take down the site for three days, more like.
He's only trying to be what following how his dreams make you wanna be, man!

Emperor

Who says I didn't object?

Quote from: House of Usher on 07 May, 2012, 11:15:12 PM
I think bits of that 'centipede' tattoo have been rubbed out and redrawn. Look at the middle section's left leg. Also the alimentary canal is far less smooth than a tattooist would sketch out before committing to ink and needles. I hope that puts a few minds at rest.

Because no one would be daft enough to get a Human Centipedes tattoo...

On their bum cheek:
http://failblog.org/2012/01/25/funny-tattoos-ugliest-tattoos-human-failipede/

Or feet:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bigcrush/human-centipede-tattoo

Or arm:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/48825433@N08/4755499003/

Or somewhere:
http://youngtongues.tumblr.com/post/10475373233

And there are a uprising number of Human Centipede birthday cakes:
http://www.fearnet.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2011426/5180535939_398063a087.jpeg
http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/human-centipede-cookies
http://www.nerdnirvana.org/2010/11/07/human-centipede-cake/
if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

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House of Usher

Quote from: Emperor on 08 May, 2012, 12:41:45 AM
Because no one would be daft enough to get a Human Centipedes tattoo...

But they all look so tidy by comparison. The ink work on the one above just looks so scruffy.
STRIKE !!!

Emperor

Quote from: House of Usher on 08 May, 2012, 12:56:41 AM
Quote from: Emperor on 08 May, 2012, 12:41:45 AM
Because no one would be daft enough to get a Human Centipedes tattoo...

But they all look so tidy by comparison. The ink work on the one above just looks so scruffy.

Yep the linework is piss poor (the middle figure's arm is half-arsed too) and incorrect (the arrow at the front points forwards not backwards), but then again I'm thinking you probably couldn't get the Michael Angelo of tattoos to agree to do that - I picture the tattooist as being a homeless mental patient with questionable hygene ;)
if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

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