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"They were the Flying Squad, and they hadn't had any dinner."

Shut it, you slag! Any villains come onto my manor tooled up for a blagging, they better be ready for a right slap.

Leave it!

Jim

"I'M NOT HIM!"

Pay attention, here, troll hunters!

There are three conclusive ways of detecting whether a poster is Sc*j* ...

1) The poster denies being him.

2) The poster admits being him.

3) The poster fails to confirm or deny being him.

Hmm ... best to nuke this forum from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Cheers!

Jim

Mostly, he comes at night. Mostly.

Remember - "Be Pure, Be vigilant, Behave!"

Quite.

In fact, such an appeal for reasonable behaviour where Mongo is concerned can only have one explanation ...

Wake is another one of Mongo's sockpuppets! It all makes sense now!

Don't move. I've a blood-thirsty mob of torch-wielding villagers to round up.

Be right back.

Cheers

Jim

"I'd be up for that."

Yep. This or the Dredd villains. Or we could do this for fun and leave the Dredd villains for the compo ...

Cheers!

Jim

"but if anyone notices an error, please let me know!"

Yes, you've clearly overlooked the fact that a vote from Logan scores twenty, whereas a vote from anyone else scores one.

By reckoning, that makes the winner ... me.

I look forward to your abject apology and my prize in short order.

Cheers!

Jim

"fourth'd (!?!) for Dredd world villains!"

Fifth-ed ... I had a bash at the last comp but nothing really enthused me enough to get a result that I thought was worth showing ...

(I think I'd given up the comic when Canon Fodder was running, and fond as I am of Dante, I can't recall any of its characters clearly enough to draw them without a sheaf of references to hand.)

Cheers!

Jim

No, honestly ... I notice The Mighty Gor has been absent from this esteemed forum (and also largely from the Prog) for some time now.

Given that one of his later posts referred to a job offer he was seriously considering, I was just wondering what the status of Mr Rennie was these days.

Anyone know? Gordon, are you out there?

Cheers!

Jim

No, honestly ... I notice that The Mighty Gor has been absent from this esteemed forum (and also largely from the Prog) for some time now.

Given that one of his later posts referred to a job offer he was seriously considering, I was just wondering what the status of Mr Rennie was these days.

Anyone know? Gordon, are you out there?

Cheers!

Jim

"Thanks to the few that gave some sort of a on topic reply."

Listen ... I'm genuinely sorry that I laid into you because I thought you might have been The Cunt That Shall Not Be Named.

You're allowed to like Sin/Dex or any other thing you damn well please. Honestly ... any non-Nestel posters are genuinely welcome here.

I don't have the time or the energy to detail all the reasons why so many of us are so damn sensitive when it comes to Mongo, but please believe that you've not seen us at our best and accept at least my personal apology for that.

Cheers

Jim

"little shit being me or Scott Nesel or whatever his name is?"

If you ain't him, then I am happy to offer an unreserved apology. Honestly ... I am genuinely sorry for aiming an undeserved broadside in your direction, and I hope that you will enjoy many happy hours posting here.

Oh, and Art ...? Weren't we supposed to be ignoring each other? I actually do have better things to do with my time than get into pathetic flamewars with the likes of you. You post your stuff, I'll post mine and we'll just leave it at that, eh?

Cheers

Jim

"Hi scott. "

That post does have that whiff of dry-cleaning chemicals about it, doesn't it?

For the love of God, Wake ... please get this little shit off the board!

Cheers

Jim

[will]

"I thought it was passably funny."

No ... it's just the start of this little cunt's inane drivel which will drive every right-minded person away from this board in short order.

Honestly, the little fucktard has been banned repeatedly from this forum for blowing every chance he's ever been given.

Please ... no appeals for tolerance. No more second chances. Get this fucking tosspot off here before he turns the board into the wasteland that he's created over on alt.comics.2000ad.

Seriously. Please.

Cheers

Jim

[still]

"Reading Jim's foul language is too much."

Don't make me laugh, you feeble-minded shitbag. I've called you a fucking cunt more times than I can count on a.c.200ad and still you won't fuck off, despite repeated promises that you were leaving forever.

For the avoidance of any doubt or confusion: in the unlikely event that the opportunity should ever present itself, I will fucking ruin you if it lies within my ability.

Sadly, given my lack of links with organized crime, or people of a violent persuasion, I shall have to content myself with the knowledge that you are doomed to eke out an onanistic life in your mother's basement, employed at a dry cleaners, engaging in rather peculiar fantasies about yourself and Hugh Jackman.

Rot in hell, you loathesome little turd.

Jim

PS - to recent arrivals on this board ... you're missing some serious history here. You may interpret the above as a psychotic episode but, trust me, it really, really, isn't.

"I'm outta here. "

Outta here like you were leaving alt.comics.2000ad forever, just a few days ago?

I don't fucking think so, cockweasel. Stick to the wasteland you've created over on Usenet, you little shit.

Maybe the majority of people who remember what you're like have drifted away (although I doubt it), but I still know what you've said and done in the past.

You've blown every chance you've ever been given on this board, and I don't believe you're deserving of any more opportunities to demonstrate the dubious state of your mental health.

Fuck off back to the dry cleaners, you pathetic tosser.

Bah!

Jim

"Seems fair"

Not if you're banned from this forum, it isn't.

Jim