Threadjacking!

[The Legendary Shark]

Yeah, when Holstein-Friesians over...

[Tjm86]

I Brecon these puns are getting quite bad.  At Thames this forum can be quite Paineful ...

[JayzusB.Christ]

Jaysus wept, remind me not to tell another cow story here. I'll make a note in my dairy.

Sorry, but I'm just not in the mooooo-ed for these dreadful cow puns.

The sad thing was, I was genuinely only going to write that first sentence.  Then the second sentence came to me and I knew I was damned. 

And I totally understand if anyone has a beef with me.

[paddykafka]

After the pun carnage you started, I imagine that you've been left Durham-Red-Faced with embarrassment.

[JayzusB.Christ]

   Top marks for totally changing the theme of the Dreddful puns. 

[The Legendary Shark]

I hope we're all braced for the Raamifications.

[JohnW]

If any asks who ate all the ice cream, say it was I.
I ate all the ice cream.
All of it.
I alone.
I did it.

And I would do it again.

[burp]

[NapalmKev]

If any asks who ate all the ice cream, say it was I.

But who ate all the pies?

Cheers

[The Legendary Shark]

But who ate all the pies?

Cheers

[The Legendary Shark]

Moon Bears!

[Funt Solo]

Bit rainy in Glasgow today, but warm (with a chance of bicycles).

[Proudhuff]

Warm rain is the work of the devil.

[Colin YNWA]

Warm rain is the work of the devil.

Yes, yes it is. Unless you are in an outdoor pool.

[JayzusB.Christ]

Aye, warm rain can fuck off.  What is this, Blade Runner?

[The Legendary Shark]

As someone who works outside, I think warm rain is far more comfortable than cold rain.