...and now it's [i]my[/i] birthday.

Spaceghost · 31 May, 2012, 08:20:48 AM

...if life begins at 40, then today I am 1 year old.

If I don't get at least as many birthday wishes as Roger, I'm going to kill him and then myself. You have been warned.

TordelBack · 31 May, 2012, 08:24:39 AM

...tumbleweeds blow through...

Happy Birthday, Lee! You're going to have to work that vacuum enlarging tube hard to be as big a knob as Rog, but don't give up hope!

Spaceghost · 31 May, 2012, 10:01:01 AM

...I just want to be popular.

Goaty · 31 May, 2012, 10:13:28 AM

Happy birthday Mr Bates!

IAMTHESYSTEM · 31 May, 2012, 10:47:14 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEE BATES!

Don't worry...it's all downhill from now on.

WhitBloke · 31 May, 2012, 10:48:03 AM

Wolves don't have opposable thumbs. How the hell did they use to light the candles on your birthday cake? You poor, poor man. I get it now. I guess they never bothered. Lazy funting wolves, forcing you to hide your pain with sarcasm. Useless canine shits.

Happy Birthday, Mr Bates. I hope you have a cake lovingly adorned with all the flame in the world.

Roger Godpleton · 31 May, 2012, 11:23:54 AM

Happy Birthday Master Bates.

Nap Normal · 31 May, 2012, 11:41:41 AM

Happy birthday. Have a great day.

Jon · 31 May, 2012, 12:13:02 PM

If for no other reason than age solidarity, happy birthday! Hope it's a good one.

maryanddavid · 31 May, 2012, 12:14:30 PM

Happy Birthday!

Minkyboy · 31 May, 2012, 01:21:35 PM

Hippy Bathday Lee.
You're alright you are.
Well, better than Roger anyway.

Trout · 31 May, 2012, 01:26:59 PM

Happy birthday!

JayzusB.Christ · 31 May, 2012, 01:28:28 PM

Happy birthday, Lee Bates. I love you.

Link Prime · 31 May, 2012, 02:07:26 PM

Happy Birthday dude.
Can we assume the fact you're 40 is why you're 'a Bastard with no manners'????

judgefloyd · 31 May, 2012, 02:12:14 PM

well Laa ruggyree sonney dhyt, tanjoubi omedetou, bonne anniversaire and a happy birthday to you! Having a party?
Me, I turn 50 tomorrow.

enjoy your 40s,

cheers,

Floyd