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Started by Proudhuff, 11 June, 2012, 02:32:01 PM

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von Boom

If you squint real hard...


you get a headache.

Theblazeuk

People on the internet are insane .

Dandontdare

Quote from: Theblazeuk on 09 January, 2015, 05:20:37 PM
People on the internet are insane .

ah but whenever the insanity threatens to push you over the edge, you can always found crazier insanity to give you some perspective.

When I get exasperated by the (heavily moderated) comments on BBC news (basically everything in Britain would be fine if it wasn't for immigration), I mosey over to FoxNews or Reddit to gauge what insanity REALLY looks like.

JayzusB.Christ

A tip from a source I can't remember:
MISSY Elliott. Take your freak off when indoors,  or you won't feel the benefit.
"Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest"

Definitely Not Mister Pops

Fuck the Budweiser Frogs.

Slimey primitive fucks living in a swamp.
You may quote me on that.

Hawkmumbler

Budweiser isn't even foamy water, mate. It's unrefined piss extracted from the underwear of an obese Mancunian couch potato in the middle of a Jeremy Kyle marathon. It's the drink of the devil.

Definitely Not Mister Pops

Don't even get me started on Jack Daniels.

Ye mix it with Coca-Cola so you don't have to taste it.
You may quote me on that.

Theblazeuk

All of America is built on an Indian Burial Ground!

Spppoooooky.

The Legendary Shark

That would explain a great deal, I think.
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Hawkmumbler

People who you should never give a waterbed to:

Wolverine
Edward Scissorhands

People you gave a waterbed to:

Wolverine
Edward Scissorhands

Hawkmumbler


von Boom

Ray Bradbury's home torn down. This is a crime.

http://file770.com/?p=20397

The Legendary Shark

Is it okay to feel smug occasionally?
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In late 2007 I joined a website called www.YouWriteOn.com where writers post and review each other's work. One of the first short stories I submitted, 'In the Wink of an Eye,' achieved Number One in the website's Sci-Fi chart, earning me a professional review.
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That's not what I'm smug about, though. At least, not any more.
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Yesterday I decided to go back there again, get back into the swing of prose writing. It's over six years since I was there last and, just for fun, had a look at the Sci-Fi top ten. Seven years after entering the chart, 'In the Wink of an Eye' is still there, at Number Nine.
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Is it okay to feel smug, occasionally?
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ZenArcade

Ed is dead, baby Ed is...Ed is dead

Theblazeuk

Alien Super-Fiend is a bloody great combination of words.