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2000 AD => General => Topic started by: Quirkafleeg on 03 July, 2004, 04:36:13 PM

Title: AIIIEEEEEE-Bay
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 03 July, 2004, 04:36:13 PM
Oh... my... god... and I thought flogging second-hand underware was bad enough...

Link: Work safe (just) but may permanently damage psyche

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Post by: Noisybast on 03 July, 2004, 04:37:08 PM
Ewww...
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Post by: Thread Zero on 03 July, 2004, 04:44:44 PM
I'm not sure what is more worrying - someone selling a second hand sex doll, or the fact that someone actually bought it...
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Post by: Bico on 03 July, 2004, 04:44:58 PM
speechless
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Post by: paulvonscott on 03 July, 2004, 05:02:26 PM
The winner IS called Leatherface...
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Post by: Calabim on 03 July, 2004, 05:05:59 PM
Thats gross.

Ick!!!
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Post by: Max Kon on 03 July, 2004, 05:12:07 PM
the winner ain't gonna pay, he has scored 9.
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Post by: Noah Angel on 03 July, 2004, 07:02:05 PM
"I'm not sure what is more worrying - someone selling a second hand sex doll, or the fact that someone actually bought it..."

Permit me to lower the tone. It's probably a lot cleaner than a second-hand girlfriend. And am I the only one here who thinks that ABYSS must be the most poorly thought out name for a sex doll company?
Title: Re: AIIIEEEEEE-Bay
Post by: Mangamax on 04 July, 2004, 02:47:04 AM
Great as it is, the best thing is this threads title - GENIUS garywilkenson!
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Post by: Mr D on 04 July, 2004, 02:53:17 AM
Yeah Max, but it's all positive......
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Post by: Floyd-the-k on 04 July, 2004, 02:33:06 PM
bleurrk

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Post by: Art on 04 July, 2004, 03:27:40 PM
"The doll has no odours"
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Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 05 July, 2004, 03:41:49 AM
i dunno funking typical, no commitment, favorite rubber dollie one day, ebay sale the next. tsk, men today...probably just wanted a younger one with bigger boobies.
Title: Re: AIIIEEEEEE-Bay
Post by: paulvonscott on 05 July, 2004, 04:25:51 AM
I dunno if they do one with bigger boobies, they were pretty big on that one.

You could choose to stand by your own real doll man if you had a spare ?5K, Bou.
Title: Re: AIIIEEEEEE-Bay
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 05 July, 2004, 04:37:40 AM
if i had a spare ?5K i'd be buying a huge throbbing motorbike to be commited to ! better looking, more thrilling & a better ride.
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Post by: Max Kon on 05 July, 2004, 04:39:58 AM
i must be cause it's so damaged, it's fingers are broken (he must have a vice, in both senses) and it's had vaginal tearing
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Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 05 July, 2004, 04:42:11 AM
ouch, been there, been stitched, does she have stretch marks too ?
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Post by: UZI 4U on 05 July, 2004, 05:00:24 AM
Sorry, I can restrain myself no longer on this one.
So some sad bastard has spent $4450 on a second hand sex aid with a cut'n shut fanny. WHAT!! Can humanity really sink this low? (shakes head in disbelief). I truly have now seen it all.
Jim.
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Post by: Noah Angel on 05 July, 2004, 09:50:32 PM
I'm left wondering if Leatherface09 (that means that there are at least 8 more Leatherfaces out there you know) was inspired by this little gem enough to run out and buy the merchandise. You can only hope not.

Link: Reality imitating art, or...

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Post by: LARF on 05 July, 2004, 10:07:45 PM
Gary - how the hell did you come across this doll?

What were you looking for in the first place?
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Post by: LARF on 05 July, 2004, 10:09:08 PM
This is freaky...
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Post by: LARF on 05 July, 2004, 10:11:13 PM
oops

Link: http://www.realdoll.com/

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Post by: Matt Timson on 05 July, 2004, 10:15:13 PM
Yeah... I saw these on some late night cable rubbish one night.  They look disturbingly like corpses to me.

The teeth are made out of rubber as well so that they don't... you know...

ugh.
Title: Re: AIIIEEEEEE-Bay
Post by: LARF on 05 July, 2004, 10:20:21 PM
you can't beat the real thing...
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Post by: Matt Timson on 05 July, 2004, 10:24:52 PM
I'll have to take your word for that.  I've only had the real thing and so have nothing else to compare it to...

;)
Title: Re: AIIIEEEEEE-Bay
Post by: Noah Angel on 05 July, 2004, 10:25:51 PM
"you can't beat the real thing..."

I really should try harder to resist the bad taste demons that mutter in my ears...
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Post by: paulvonscott on 05 July, 2004, 10:36:54 PM
They remind me more of Drugged Women.  Not that I have any experience of drugged women.
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Post by: Quirkafleeg on 05 July, 2004, 11:13:53 PM
>Gary - how the hell did you come across this doll?

fnarr fnarr

It was linked from the Boing! Boing! blogg.

Imagine you are are someone's house and you go looking for the toilet and stumble into the wrong room and find one of these sat in the bed... aieeeee!!!!
Title: Re: AIIIEEEEEE-Bay
Post by: Matt Timson on 05 July, 2004, 11:21:02 PM
Of course, you could always turn it to your advantage and break the longest dry spell known to man, Gary!

:D