Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length

Show Posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.

Messages - Thread Zero

Pages: 1 ... 3 4 [5] 6 7 ... 159
« on: 25 May, 2004, 10:06:14 PM »
Come to think of it, and bring all the threads back together, didn't Harrison write a "Planet Of The Damned"?

Yup - it was about some bloke called Brian, or something...

Harry Harrison is still alive, by the way; although he must be well into his eighties by now (he was a gunnery instructor during World War Two.)  And he started as a writer and artist on the EC Horror Comics of the 50's, and at one point was one of 2000AD's most famous readers (presumably, still is; unless that time someone plagarised one of his most famous short stories and used it as a Future Shock really pissed him off).

General / Re: Message From Bony Fella......
« on: 21 May, 2004, 09:18:48 PM »
Good luck Bone Machine!

Nah, Bony Fella's th' other fella...

I was wondering where he had got to!

General / Re: Grubb's Disease question...
« on: 21 May, 2004, 09:20:36 PM »
Which Judge doctor treated Mayor Jim Grubb for Grubb's disease? and what did he call the vaccine?

Kildare.  There wasn't a vaccine - he died at the end.

If you're thinking of 'Cry of the Werewolf', the med judge was called Cassidy and his cure was called Cassidium.

Links / Re: Ebay & Richard & Judy & Domin...
« on: 19 May, 2004, 11:53:36 PM »
and the single greatest story in 2000AD history Strontium Dog ? The Final Solution featuring that jawdropping Simon Harrison art, yet to be bettered in a comic.

The poor deluded fool...  

General / Re: Where's Walter?
« on: 20 May, 2004, 02:06:11 PM »
Still, it's not like we write RPG's or anything.


Website and Forum / Re: 2000ad Top Trumps are GO!!!!.....
« on: 27 May, 2004, 12:34:38 AM »
Alec Trench?

Nah, Alec trench appeared in prog 102 - a good result capable of beating the likes of Nemesis, Rogue Trooper etc.  

You really need someone that appears really late and is rubbish.

Website and Forum / Re: 2000ad Top Trumps are GO!!!!.....
« on: 25 May, 2004, 01:42:30 AM »
Of course, what the game really needs is a 'Bottom Trump' - the card in every deck that you groan every time it appears because it's so awful (ie - the Mad Axeman in the Horror deck).

You need to add in that woman with the perm from 'Zippy Couriers' or those two gits from 'Chronos Carnival', I reckon.  At the moment, Halo Jones is the groaner...

Website and Forum / Re: 2000ad Top Trumps are GO!!!!.....
« on: 18 May, 2004, 08:31:50 PM »
I'm at the top of the high score table. Eat that Tharg!!!


General / Re: Wulf on the big screen now.......
« on: 17 May, 2004, 04:26:21 PM »
Tyler Mane plays Ajax. He was also Sabretooth in the first X-Men movie.

Help! / Re: AOL removal
« on: 16 May, 2004, 08:20:33 PM »
I've got AOL 8.0, and there's an uninstall program in the AOL folder in Program files. I assume that this will delete all of it?

BWHAHAHA! You poor deluded fools!

There is no escape from AOL. AOL will assimilate all!

Never forget that AOL is evil...

General / Re: Crappiest Superhero power ever...
« on: 12 May, 2004, 06:42:31 PM »
The Wasp from the Avengers.

"A horde of rampaging space mutants! How can I stop them from devouring that small child? I know! I'll go really small and grow fragile little bug wings! That'll show 'em!"

You bufoon, Mr C!

All the Wasp has to do is fly nearby the rampaging space mutants and they'd all say 'AAAIIIEEE!! WASP!', then they'd have to do the traditional anti-wasp manoeuvre - to wit, running around in small circles, waving their hands above their heads, thus allowing the small child to escape unscathed.

Off Topic / Re: He was the Master and you woul...
« on: 11 May, 2004, 10:16:20 PM »
or his disguise in The Kings Demons.

But monsewer, 'e 'ad zerre must h'outrrragious Fronch accent to ap'earrr in Doctaur Who - evauerrr!

General / Re: Tweak on the Telly
« on: 11 May, 2004, 01:10:31 AM »
Never mind - ard vark never hurt anyone!

Ha ha!

Ard vark - sounds a bit like 'hard work', do you see...?

Ahem - I'll get me coat...

General / Re: Tweak on the Telly
« on: 10 May, 2004, 07:01:47 PM »
Anyhoo, anyone see 'Garth Merenghi's The Kingdom' last night?

Ahem, of course - I meant to say 'Stephen King's The Kingdom'.

That was a genuine mistake, believe it or not!

General / Tweak on the Telly
« on: 10 May, 2004, 06:07:48 PM »
Dang it, y'all - none of ya are a' followin' yore kings proclimation fer y'all ta talk like cowboys fer his a'spawnin' day! Thee head of state's a'gonna be reet out o' sorts when he gets back fer his holiday!

Bugger, it keeps going all Yorkshire.  I can't get this accent right! Pirate talk was easier...

Anyhoo, anyone see 'Garth Merenghi's The Kingdom' last night? Guest starring a clawed anteater...

Pages: 1 ... 3 4 [5] 6 7 ... 159