Big Dave Returns in five progs time!!!

[petehall]

Right, now Ive got your attention.... its not true. But at least the big fella was mentioned this week. In these times of PC and all the rest, how about some insensitive social satire from Manchester's finest.
Very funny, highly offensive and just the tonic for life in the 21 century.
British Army.... bunch of poofs...
go on, you know it makes sense

Simply Pete

[John Caliber]

Count me in - Britain of 2002 needs a hefty boot up its arse from a fellow Mancunian.

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[judda fett]

Just read an old yearbook (sic) where Daves dad gave him a pasting over something to do with a school sporting award. Ah happy memories, reminds me so much of my childhood...

[malkymac]

One of my all time favourites. How did they ever get away with showing Big Dave in a menage a trois with Fat Fergie and Diana (and a sausage supper as well)?

[Dounreay]

It's difficult to say how good Big Dave was, so I won't bother.

Has Tharg got the bottle to bring back the big man. I doubt it.

[Mk13]

It's not really an issue of whether the green dude wants to bring back Big Dave or not, as the series is creator-owned by Grant Morrison, so it's really up to him whether anything more gets done with the character.

[Jayzus B. Christ]

Ah well, hopefully the baldy boy and his mate will give Tharg a loan of Dave again. I for one would love to see the big Manc's response to the 'War on Terror' (tm). Although didn't he personally kill Saddam about ten years ago?

[petemaskreplica]

IIRC, Saddam brought Dave to his knees with his evil love Gun, then made the mistake of saying "Now, kneel, Dave! Kneel before Saddam.... YOU POOF!"

which stung our hero into giving the dastardly dictator a right good kicking. ("No-one calls me a poof!" etc)In fact didn't he then expose Saddam as the wooly woofter that he was by turning his own Love Gun on him?

I suspect sending Big Dave in would be a bit too sophisticated a plan for Bush, though.

[Jayzus B. Christ]

Actually, I think I'm mixing it up with Hotshots Part Deux, where Saddam gets a bomb dropped on him. I can't quite remember what happened in Big Dave: Wasn't Saddam a big poof (who wanted Dave for his harem) even before Dave got his righteous hetero hands on him? I remember the aliens being kicked out by Dave, but I can't remember what happened Saddam.
When you think about it, a big giant mickey that turns people into gay-boys; it was a far cry from the early days of 2000ad.

[Matt]

Dave sicced his two pitbulls on Saddam. I think.

[John Caliber]

I'd love to see Big Dave do the nasty on Puppet President Bush ...

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[Jayzus B. Christ]

Sadly, I feel Dave and Dubya would get along just fine.

[John Caliber]

I see what you mean ...

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