Warren Ellis' The Ministry

ukdane · 17 February, 2006, 02:53:27 AM

OK, so it's not a new comic.
It's WE's new column on "The Pulse".

Happy Birthday Warren!

Link: http://www.comicon.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=39;t=000138" target="_blank">The Ministry

Art · 17 February, 2006, 03:54:27 AM

Ugh! His ego is particularly bloated on that column.

ukdane · 17 February, 2006, 04:00:17 AM

Did he really invent the term ogn? I'm sure they were around long before 'E was.

Art · 17 February, 2006, 04:06:36 AM

Do you think he talks like that when he's doing normal things? Like going to the post-office or something?

Quirkafleeg · 17 February, 2006, 04:55:08 AM

>Do you think he talks like that when he's doing normal things? Like going to the post-office or something?

Well if you include 'drinking in a pub with some fans and other writers' then the answer is 'yes'

The Amstor Computer · 17 February, 2006, 04:55:31 AM

"How can I help you, Mr Ellis?"

"This is my Mail".

"Well, yes. What service would you like?"

"I choose First Class. Lady Dagger requires prompt delivery of these photographs of me lounging, naked & hairy."

"Right you are, Mr Ellis..."

Art · 17 February, 2006, 05:24:46 AM

I'm amazed that someone hasn't beaten him to death with a shoe.

Artificial Idiot · 17 February, 2006, 05:17:51 PM

This really calls for a poll...

Warren Ellis: Genius or Dickhead?

I'd be tempted to vote both...

ukdane · 18 February, 2006, 01:55:37 PM

I'm amazed that someone hasn't beaten him to death with a shoe.

You think anyone has "sole" bigger than Ellis?

Art · 18 February, 2006, 11:46:04 PM

Pff, Ellis wears SLIPPERS. We could easily take him in a shoe fight.

ukdane · 19 February, 2006, 12:43:19 AM

Heh, Just one well aimed wooden clog to the temple would do it.

Actually, I can see him in a Smoking Jacket, Pipe and Slippers.

The Amstor Computer · 21 February, 2006, 02:24:54 AM

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Link: http://www.deviantart.com/view/29093911/" target="_blank">Lady Dagger...