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What! No spliff?

LOW FUKIN BLOW BITCH!!! . As it happens yeah.That shit really comes to life when you do it like that. All the classics should be available in POP UP form for dumb ass proles like me. Can you imagine the bull fightin scenes in "Death in The Afternoon". Horn's cumin right @ ya boy.
Not to mention the sperm outa Moby's Dick.
Messy.

But his shoulder pads are like well gold and shit (and his ass is kina cute lookin in thoses tight lycra trousers. Don't pretend you've never noticed)

I fuckin eat Soylent for breakfast. Its a bit dry but has a nice meaty after tang.

As a quick aside but very much in keepin with this here 'fred. Did anyone catch the awsum "Pearl 'necklace' Harbor" the other night.
Fuck me alive and sideways!
Just the most incredible comedy ever committed to celluloid.
The're are so many comedic high lights to pull from this "classic" but the one I love the most is when Cuba Goodin Jr runs across the deck of his shot to shit battleship in his cooks outfit to then take control of a massive fuckin gun and proceeds to shoot down as many slanty eyed, yellow deviled, piloted flyin bombs as is possible to do in slo fuckin mo.

AWSUM!!!!!

We're bangin on about "Little China" dude.

Fish, and plankton. And sea greens, and protein from the sea. It's all here, ready. Fresh as harvest day.

Don't be down on Fonky. He's fam' innit.

Fonky. How the fuck did you get more stars than me? If we had started work together in a Macky D's back in the 80's this would mean that you were now deemed well trained enough to cook those fuckin lovely burgers they do so well whilst I on the other hand would still be fryin chips. No fair.

Man alive Judo. They all just wanna get on ya. Emperor! My bitch!!!

"This is gonna require Kracker Jack timing Wang".

Yep, thats another cracker, Bigjobs. Those anthology films by Amicus are the best, and always worth another watch. Shame they took so long to turn up on DVD. Think in terms of creepiness, Donald is eclipsed in this one by his real life daughter, Angela.
Those Vipco DVDs are pretty uniformaly crap, shit prints in full screen and cut to buggery, one company to avoid - if they still exist.

Fuck yeah!!! Forgot that that was his actual daughter. Loved the one with Ian Ogilvy and that fuckin door. That is absolutely outstanding. Which is the one with Malcolm mcdowell on the Penny Farthing? The one they sort of send up in the League of Gentlemen Xmas special? Always loved the one where they're trapped in the lift together.

What ever it was he was robbed.

check out "Metamorphoses" by Kafka bigjobs; the main character wakes up one morning to find he's transformed overnight into a disgusting, huge insect.

I know. I've read it.

Ooooh! Get you Fonk.