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Title: 2000 AD Reoffended
Post by: Funt Solo on 18 June, 2021, 06:01:59 PM
I figure with the Regened project being such a success, we should also try to recapture the lightning of the mid-90s Summer Offensive by having four progs a year be under the banner of 2000 AD Reoffended!

Of course, I've had some ideas for the five stories:

Judge Fred: Serial Killer
Fred Smyth is a High Court Judge who dearly wishes that capital punishment had never been abolished - especially for littering! By day, he applies the most severe sentences allowable under English law. By night, he dispenses true justice!

Rouge Torpor
The story of an opium addicted prostitute during the French revolution. Her street name is Venus, and she's an agent for the British Crown, helping to smuggle aristocrats to freedom. Unfortunately, her mind is pretty blown from all the drugs, and she holds hallucinatory conversations with her purse (Bourse), her syringe (Aiguille) and her douchebag (Sac).

Strontium Fog
When the British release their new radioactive gas in a chemical warfare assault on the German positions during World War II, rather than kill the enemy, it transforms them into ravening, mutated beasts that spread the condition through their poisoned breath and venom.

Missionary, Man!
A Christian porn star... [that's enough - ed.]

Walter's a Cripple
This hilarious, Dickensian tale... [no, look, just stop! - ed.]
Title: Re: 2000 AD Reoffended
Post by: rogue69 on 18 June, 2021, 07:02:01 PM
Sinister Dexter

2 forensic lab workers for the local police dept who go after the perps that getaway with their crimes due to a techincal error and reap their own kind of justice
Title: Re: 2000 AD Reoffended
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 18 June, 2021, 07:08:05 PM
Wendigo Pride - Supernatural entities recognise their right to be treated as equal citizens, and celebrate their status as non-humans with a month of parades and parties.
Title: Re: 2000 AD Reoffended
Post by: BPP on 18 June, 2021, 07:36:14 PM
The Bann She-ite - judge Joyce returns to ireland to police the wilds of the mid-ulster rad-lands haunted by the matriarchal Ghosts of The Good Friday Agreement tribe.

The Out Brendan McCarthy on writing duties returns to the politics of Micky Swift and Sooner or Later until each series artist quits in protest.

Nadir Mark Millar returns to the prog with a fresh take on fan favourite Zenith.
Title: Re: 2000 AD Reoffended
Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 19 June, 2021, 01:24:20 AM
CBA Warriors The galaxy's laziest battlebots.
Title: Re: 2000 AD Reoffended
Post by: Funt Solo on 19 June, 2021, 03:13:56 PM
Quote from: Funt Solo on 18 June, 2021, 06:01:59 PM
Walter's a Cripple
This hilarious, Dickensian tale... [no, look, just stop! - ed.]

I missed a trick there - should have been Walter's a Cwipple.

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Really enjoyed CBA Warriors, Nadir and Wendigo Pride. Am I wrong to want to see some of these in print?
Title: Re: 2000 AD Reoffended
Post by: The Enigmatic Dr X on 19 June, 2021, 03:21:47 PM
Quote from: BPP on 18 June, 2021, 07:36:14 PM

Nadir Mark Millar returns to the prog with a fresh take on fan favourite Zenith.


Part of me really wants to see this.
Title: Re: 2000 AD Reoffended
Post by: The Monarch on 19 June, 2021, 04:13:24 PM
you are doing a bad job of this guys I actually want to read some of these  :lol:

Big Dave: Bregshite: Manchesters hardest man returns and faces off against the puffs that tried to cancel him all those years ago and in the process faces off against the forces of the liazard man known as cummings

BOJO from beyond the stars: A hard reboot of bonjo from beyond the stars but instead featuring an even more destructive and digusting antagonist.

Mark Millars Samantha Slade: RoboC---ter: Sam Slades Little girl returns and this time no one is safe!

Wogue TwoopeW: Walter the wobot stars in a 200 part mega epic written by the ghost of Michael Fleisher

Canon Fodder 2012: Written by some muppet on this board an epic saga in which the canon and his estranged father face off against the devil in the 2012 olympic games.

Klep: A navel gazing epic in which the earstwell captain faces hamfisted representations of the current political climate. ends with klep getting arse raped by bojo from beyond the stars in a shocking crossover
Title: Re: 2000 AD Reoffended
Post by: Colin YNWA on 19 June, 2021, 04:32:44 PM
Judging by the over reaction the Regened gets from some corners I'd suggest that they are already Reoffending many already!

Is-Fair?No! - An escaped cabal of enraged fanboys storms Mega City One fueled by the anger they feel that their 'favourite' Vid-comic; isn't produced EXACTY the way they want it to be. Its too much for Dredd and he has to call upon the crack Editorial Division Judges.

Biz Dave - Middle England's hardest Media Mogel outraged that some folks can choice to not spend their money with companies they don't like and find morally reprehensible, decides to makes a stand for his fellow underdog and starts a new media empire, fronted by Angry O'Nail to make sure no ones going to Cancel him.

Hopeless - Truly - Bozza, Matty, Dom, Pritz and Other Dom go on a hilarious road trip trying to escape responsibility for the death of thousands in a plague ravaged world. But they don't realise one of them is about to betray them.

Ego-Manic 4 (more) - he was once a nation's only hope. He was once they only one who would make the world great again BUT then his country tried to silence him and all his followers. When open rebelliion failed and his power stripped away he was cast out from society and on the run form the law. He ready to comeback, uploaded within his own social media platform like the world had never seen. 4 MORE YEARS.

Slaughter Bowl 2 - Cos ever line up has at least one good story in it.