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13 year old buys hookers with Dad's CC...

Started by Matt Timson, 12 May, 2008, 08:11:17 AM

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Matt Timson

Pffft...

worldshown

Reminds me of the old joke...

A salesman knocks at the door of a house. The door opens and the salesman is faced with a 13 year old boy wearing just his pants with his arm around a similarly dressed young woman. In his other hand is a half-finished bottle of whiskey. Dangling from the boy's mouth is a lit cigar. Loud rap music is playing in the background.

The salesman regains his composure and asks, "Excuse me, are your parents home?"

Replies the boy, "Does it fucking look like?"

I said it was old, didn't say it was good.


Pete Wells

Heh! How long till a tabloid journalist makes a tenuous trail from WoW to Halo to... GTA4 and claims moral outrage!?!

Rex Banner

'Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.'

Says it all really.

Peter Wolf

"'Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.'

Says it all really. "


 Yes it does .Firstly for the prositutes and the motel room and paying for them with an expense account or someone elses money.

 The only thing he did wrong was admitting to it instead of lying and covering it up.
Worthing Bazaar - A fete worse than death

House of Usher

Give it 2 years and someone will make a film out of this story. The funny thing is that they thought to hire some escorts and then couldn't think of what to do with them apart from just, y'know, hang out in the motel room!
STRIKE !!!

Matt Timson

No way- I think they're all being a bit candid about what went on (for obvious legal reasons).  There's no way a 13 year old is going to pick an Xbox over sex!
Pffft...

WoD


House of Usher

At 13 I a bit hesitant myself in that department. Faced with a totally dissimilar situation I opted to read 3 chapters of Lord of the Rings in the armchair and sleep under the bed. My mate opted to curl up at the girl's feet like a pet dog and slept there, on top of the blankets.

And no, she wasn't a hooker. Or indeed, all that attractive. But she was an older teenage girl, and looked at from a certain angle it might be seen as a missed opportunity. Although had I, totally out of character, used a stolen credit card to make a booking that evening, I'd probably have pursued the opportunities the situation presented with enthusiasm!
STRIKE !!!