JUDGE DREDD Porn...GRUDD ON A NIGHT STICK aka WALTER'S OIL!

[Dandontdare]

I have just discovered that there actually is a pornstar who calls himself Dredd. His films include Manaconda and Darkzilla. Big chap by all accounts!

[Richmond Clements]

I have just discovered that there actually is a pornstar who calls himself Dredd. His films include Manaconda and Darkzilla. Big chap by all accounts!

Yeah, but does he keep the helmet on?

[LARF]

I think there would be a copyright infringement issue just over the parodic use of the word 'Judge' in the title. Didn't some porno studio get in trouble over the title Jurassic F***?

Ok then, Fudge Dread?

[LARF]

I have just discovered that there actually is a pornstar who calls himself Dredd. His films include Manaconda and Darkzilla. Big chap by all accounts!

Yeah, but does he keep the helmet on?

"I knew you'd shag that."

[TordelBack]

Chris Sims has really developed into a very funny writer over the past couple of years.  He delivers long posts that I probably wouldn't read from another blogger, but which are so compellingly amuisng that I stay with them - the review of  the Batman Porno being a case in point.

[House of Usher]

Ok then, Fudge Dread?

Probably not one I'd want to watch. 

[Emperor]

I have just discovered that there actually is a pornstar who calls himself Dredd. His films include Manaconda and Darkzilla. Big chap by all accounts!

Yeah, but does he keep the helmet on?

Rumour is he does get it off a number of times each film.

[TordelBack]

The Alotaclits Whoar?

[SMOKESCREEN:ED:9]

Zarjaz on my face?

[House of Usher]

Zarjaz on my face?

Well, you've got something on your cheek by the looks of it.

[Roger Godpleton]

The Alotaclits Whoar?

Cock in Tits Whore would have been easier.

[TordelBack]

Always with you it is easier.

I was saving that for Judge Dredd: Total Whore.

[SMOKESCREEN:ED:9]

Well, you've got something on your cheek by the looks of it.

They be my crinkly tears... 

[Withnail's liver]

A BJ for PJ? Maybe...

[House of Usher]

They be my crinkly tears...  

My mum's cousin had a painting like that over their fireplace. Their house burned down*.

Anyone got a Prog reference for that Vector Thirteen story?


*Okay, it didn't really. But we all hated it and mocked them for their questionable aesthetic sense.