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Website and Forum / Re: Thread Zero
« on: 03 October, 2005, 06:43:58 PM »
You are fools to venture into my domain...


Website and Forum / Re: Thread Zero
« on: 23 September, 2005, 10:07:18 PM »
"Weight in my belly,
Trees on my back,
Nails in my ribs,
Feet do I lack."

What am I?

A barrel.

Website and Forum / Re: Resurrect An Old Thread Day!!....
« on: 06 October, 2004, 11:19:59 PM »
Too late!

Scojo is FREEEEEEE!!!

Moooo moooo!

General / Re: Expain your monkier (unless it...
« on: 10 July, 2004, 01:59:10 AM »
Here's a picture of me with prog 1

Wow - judging by the size of that prog 1, James nee Maude must be well in excess of 15 feet tall!

Aaaaiiieeeee! This monsterous giant pensioner will devour us all!

Or at least, completely block the aisle in the supermarket, which even regular sized old women are capable of...

General / Re: Expain your monkier (unless it...
« on: 09 July, 2004, 08:21:00 PM »
Still, I agree with Logan. Why can't you all use you're real names, you selfish bastards?!

Because every other person is called Matt, which might lead to some confusion...

General / Re: Mr. T Pities Fools
« on: 07 July, 2004, 09:00:27 PM »
Do you think you could have found a bigger picture if you tried, Byron?

Of course, Mr. T's real name is Lawrence Tureaud (pronounced 'Turd'), you know.

Links / Re: Quick, everyone, it's on Chann...
« on: 05 July, 2004, 02:24:15 AM »
Bah, there was me thinking this was going to be a recommendation for the fantastic "Forbidden Planet".

Dang it, I forgot that was on.

Bone Machine checks Amazon to see if Forbidden Planet is out on DVD yet but it's only out in region 1.

Great steaming arses!

I did, however, watch Police Academy 2 and was astonished that it has actually become even worse over the years - eighties comedies have dated terribly.

Watching the recent reports of the new Iraq Police Academy, I noticed that they seem to have a small, tubby woman and a great big tall bloke.  All they need is the guy who makes funny noises and they've got the whole set...

Suggestions / Re: STEVE BUSCEMI is Judge Death.....
« on: 08 July, 2004, 11:27:57 PM »
But really it should be the guy who played the third victim in Se7en, who

Michael Reid MacKay, who also played Jason 143 in X-Men 2.

General / Re: AIIIEEEEEE-Bay
« on: 03 July, 2004, 04:44:44 PM »
I'm not sure what is more worrying - someone selling a second hand sex doll, or the fact that someone actually bought it...

General / Re: Mind the Oranges Marlon...
« on: 03 July, 2004, 04:24:36 PM »
They still haven't said what he died of yet - perhaps he was squashed beneath a massive pile of oranges...

General / Re: No Daleks in new Who!............
« on: 06 July, 2004, 06:27:09 PM »
I don't thuink he'd have every possible combination of words copywrited.

One time Dredd villian Judge Sladek would need to start worrying if he had...

General / Re: No Daleks in new Who!............
« on: 03 July, 2004, 01:43:48 AM »
Oh, and it was Ray Cussak who designed the Daleks,

Ray Cusick, actually.

?250 is nothing in context.

?250 and a gold Blue Peter badge...

General / Re: Evil Foot Ware
« on: 02 July, 2004, 11:26:19 PM »
Damnit, it's 'footwear'! Unless you're talking about something that changes into feet during the full moon...

I've got a pair of size-15 Doc Martin workboots (with steel toecaps).  However, despite being among the Biggest Boots Ever, they're still too small to fit my size-16 feet into comfortably...

Help! / Re: How old is Chopper? How about ...
« on: 01 July, 2004, 07:36:43 PM »
Chopper - aproximately 13 on his first appearance in 1981 (2101 Dredd-time), so he's about 36.

Rogue - dropped onto Nu Earth age 20, takes three years to find the Traitor - probably not yet in his mid-20's.

General / Re: John Smith's Jibberish!...
« on: 30 June, 2004, 01:51:46 AM »
Scientists on a space station (owned by Phamzeem, which is either some sort of company or an individual) would like to look at the probe without the knowledge of Tecton (another company or individual)or the Tzoltin Enforcer Artificial Intelligence (sentient mechanical brain machine).

Makes sense to me...

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