Boarder lookalikes

[Charlie boy]

Whenever I was clean shaven, college classmates used to enjoy calling me Ricky Fitts- after the drug dealing student from American Beauty. No one took the time to learn his real name (the slackers). I just Googled it; it's Wes Bentley. I would also like to add they claimed I looked like him- the name wasn't given to me for dealing!

[TordelBack]

Johnny Stress looks like his twin brother Danny, believe it or not.  Leading to a lot of confusion on my part when I bumped into the latter drinking with the former's girlfriend recently.

An Eastenders plotline if ever I heard one.

I have frequently been mistaken for former Steward and Baliff of the Manor of Northstead HRH Gerry Adams TD, so at least no-one ever tried to steal my luggage. 

Now that I'm fatter and have shaved off my beard-of-20-years, I'm more likely to be mistaken for a giant ball of mozzarella being feasted on by two rabid children.

[Dandontdare]

When I had long hair it was Francis Rossi or the child-catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang bang; when I cut it short I got Sgt Bob Cryer off the Bill.

Since I grew a beard, there haven't been many - I was called "tramp" the other day - by a girl of around 12 who I refused a light to 'cos she was too young to smoke.

[Zarjazzer]

the uncharitable compare me to some sort of goblin experiment. Nonsense. I know who I look like and so do the new SW filmmakers. Here I am as smuggler entrepreneur Dash Lose- oh- Cargo and the new title "SW-  Right up the Empire" catches the zany, Carry on style version soon to be inflicted grace the kinemas. Not too sure about my "robot" co-pilot though...

[The Doctor Alt 8]

Some beggar once told me I looked like Su Pollard!

and thought I would be flattered!

[SuperSurfer]

Much as it pains me to say this I have been compared to Charlie Chaplin. When I had more in the hair department it was quite bushy so that might have had something to do with it.

And no, I don't have a Chaplin/Hitler tache.

Someone from this board (I'm talking about you, Colin Zeal) did once say "he does look like Strontium Dog".

[TordelBack]

"he does look like Strontium Dog".

Which one?

[Mabs]

I've been told I look like this bloke here;



With the goatee of course (not to mention I'm not caucasian, lets just say I'm the 'non-caucasian' version of the bloke up there, or rather the Asian version!) One time me and a few mates were watching The Machinist, and one of them burst out laughing "hey look! That's Mabs!" 

[JayzusB.Christ]

not to mention I'm not caucasian, lets just say I'm the 'non-caucasian' version of the bloke up there, or rather the Asian version!

The mind boggles.  Pictures of the real you, please!

[Dark Jimbo]

I hope you don't look quite so badly in need of a meal!

[Mabs]

not to mention I'm not caucasian, lets just say I'm the 'non-caucasian' version of the bloke up there, or rather the Asian version!

The mind boggles.  Pictures of the real you, please!

Lol I feel a little embarrassed! I know, I'm such a wimp! I'll put up a drawing of myself if you wish and you can judge for yourself! 

@ Jim, lol! No I don't, I've put on some weight since then!

[I, Cosh]

That's a relief. I was thinking I should've sent you a food parcel rather than more comics.

I have been variously (depending on length of hair, size of gut and brokenness of nose) likened to Stephen Fry, Ricky Gervais, Lemmy and the drummer from Wings.

[Mabs]

That's a relief. I was thinking I should've sent you a food parcel rather than more comics.

I have been variously (depending on length of hair, size of gut and brokenness of nose) likened to Stephen Fry, Ricky Gervais, Lemmy and the drummer from Wings.

I appreciate your concern, mate!

[SKD]

 When I was a lot younger it was Tucker Jenkins (Todd Carty) from Grange Hill & Tucker's Luck.

In my twenties it was Axel Rose. One friend would even try to encourage me to "do the wobbly dance." I never did.

Nowadays my nearest and dearest, closest and oldist chums say I look like Jack Dee. And a right miserable bastard to boot...

Stew.   

[TordelBack]

Nowadays my nearest and dearest, closest and oldist chums say I look like Jack Dee.

I've never noticed the similarity between Todd Carty and Jack Dee until now!  Jack should be written into Eastenders as the late Mark Fowler's real Dad/clone/long lost twin or something similarly plausible.