Jeremy Kyle and the Wheelchair Ballarina

Lobo Baggins · 23 May, 2006, 04:16:03 PM

On today's Jeremy Kyle Show (half-arsed, even worse replacement for the Tricia Show on ITV 1), Jeremy told the tragic tale of the little girl whose only ambition was to become a ballarina, despite being confined to a wheelchair...

longmanshort · 23 May, 2006, 04:18:01 PM

Cosmic Ray dials the number for his cosmic copyright solicitor ...

Quirkafleeg · 23 May, 2006, 04:33:58 PM

I hope she dances from the heart...

Roger Godpleton · 23 May, 2006, 05:04:10 PM

Jeremy Kyle is worse than Trisha in that he sincerely believes that he can heal the family, and he can do it, "the old-fashioned way". That is, shouting.

jock · 23 May, 2006, 05:10:29 PM

'you love er, don't you?'

Lobo Baggins · 23 May, 2006, 05:49:48 PM

Funnily enough, exactly the same thing happened to Jeremy's brother. Probably.

He leads an exciting life, Jeremy's brother...

johnnystress · 23 May, 2006, 05:57:53 PM

I've never read the Solar Wind story but the drawing that used to be on the site was hilarious and said it all- i think it was by PJ Holden?

Next week on thye Jeremy Kyle Show- the vibrating bumfaced goats

paulvonscott · 23 May, 2006, 06:08:07 PM

It was written by Arthur Wyatt and drawn by PJ Holden, and was in issue 2, great stuff!

You'll be pleased to know that the little girl is now being sued for copyright infringement by IDPC Fleetson, and an injunction has been issued.

No, not really, the show sounds fairly exploitative, but good luck to her.

DavidXBrunt · 23 May, 2006, 06:35:05 PM

I've always thought Jade Goody was clearly a rip off of Otto Sump and so Wagner, Smith, Tharg (and possibly Grant) should sue her.

Art · 23 May, 2006, 10:12:12 PM

Link: http://www.arthurwyatt.co.uk/comics/zoebiddle.html" target="_blank">The only thing not in a wheelchair is her spirit..

SamuelAWilkinson · 23 May, 2006, 10:41:53 PM

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