Life is riddled with a procession of minor impediments

[TordelBack]

I almost pooed myself yesterday.. [...] ..lucky for him too I guess.

Harvey Pekar lives!  I could actually see the Crumb-illustrated American Splendor strip as I was reading that, right down to the Pekaresque punchline...

[Trout]

I almost pooed myself yesterday. I've been doing a week of early starts and to maximise my sleep time I have been waiting until I get to work before I drop the kids off at the pool.

Yesterday was really foggy and it took me an extra 30 minutes to get in, by which time I was so desperate to go that I didn't think I could get out of the car and stand up. I took a chance on a fart to relieve some pressure and got away with it, but I was almost bent double by the time I had covered the 50 meters from the car park to reception.

When I got there there was a sign on the door from the security guard saying that he was on patrol for 10 minutes  .

I was trying to decide if I was better of just going in my pants or dropping a log in the big flowerpot by the door when I spotted the cleaner passing through reception and luckily he recognized me and let me in, lucky for him too I guess.

Age comes to us all.

I suppose you could have wiped with a slug.

[Spikes]

They keep playing that new single by Dappy on the radio.

[Something Fishy]

  at the poop story.

We take this stuff for granted when young.  It all becomes a major concern as we age.  Tis not good.

[Mardroid]

...drop the kids off at the pool.

I've never heard it called that before.

Sorry.

[vzzbux]

I almost pooed myself yesterday. I've been doing a week of early starts and to maximise my sleep time I have been waiting until I get to work before I drop the kids off at the pool.

Yesterday was really foggy and it took me an extra 30 minutes to get in, by which time I was so desperate to go that I didn't think I could get out of the car and stand up. I took a chance on a fart to relieve some pressure and got away with it, but I was almost bent double by the time I had covered the 50 meters from the car park to reception.

When I got there there was a sign on the door from the security guard saying that he was on patrol for 10 minutes  .

I was trying to decide if I was better of just going in my pants or dropping a log in the big flowerpot by the door when I spotted the cleaner passing through reception and luckily he recognized me and let me in, lucky for him too I guess.

Shouldn't this be in the 'how do you wipe yours' thead?



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[Gonk]

Some people just can't get enough of the bog.

[COMMANDO FORCES]

I've managed to put part two of the 2000AD panel from Cardiff onto youtube (It's on private at the moment before you look) but part one won't bloody load, aaargh!

[Ancient Otter]

I've never heard it called that before.

Sorry.

You never read Viz before, have you? 

[Gonk]

It's lucky for some.

[Spikes]

Set my alarm for the middle of the night to catch a US listing on E-Bay, but didnt wake up till 10 mins after it had ended. Dang.

[Roger Godpleton]

I worked 11 hours today, and when I finished I wanted dinner. For the first time in a while I enjoyed a cheeseburger with chips from my local kebab shop. This endeavour started off well when I saw that this meal cost the same as it did in 2008. This auspicious start lead to even greater pleasure when I started putting food into my mouth. The chips, cut into the french fried style were crispy and taut, a better chip than in any of the major fast food chains. The burger itself was as good as could be found in a kebab store type of environment. The decision to toast the buns really elevated the whole composition to a premium level of culinary poise and coherency. I did not regret spending money for this meal and would certainly not have resented paying more.

Then I washed this all down with the can of Dr Pepper I had purchased from said establishment. I must stress that I do not hold the proprietors of Sunat's responsible for this minor impediment and that blame lies with the Coca-Cola company. This can of Dr Pepper was not very good. Inspection of the can turned up the phrase "Now with less sugar." What kind of shit is this?

[Mardroid]

The burger itself was as good as could be found in a kebab store type of environment.

I like the burgers from kebab shops. I generally prefer them to McDonalds, although the fact they don't come with the green pickle is a shame. I like that pickle, one of the things McDonalds got right.

[Roger Godpleton]

It's called "gherkin."

[The Legendary Shark]

This can of Dr Pepper was not very good. Inspection of the can turned up the phrase "Now with less sugar." What kind of shit is this?

Aspartame.