Life is riddled with a procession of minor impediments

[Trout]

FUCKING CLOUDS

FUCKING CLOUDS

Rule 34.

[Link Prime]

Tonsil cheese / Tonsil stones.
Why the f--- do I have it? How the f--- do I get rid of it? Goddamn it...

[Roger Godpleton]

E3 sure was a barrel of fun this year, eh?

[Rog69]

Throwing common sense to the wind and not wanting to disappoint the kids, I went camping over the long weekend while still suffering from the aforementioned nasty bug.

I got soaked to the skin helping a friend put his tent up and then spent three nights sleeping in the cold and damp before getting another soaking while taking my tent down.

I feel like shit.

[Dandontdare]

The floor next to my bed is always covered with progs, graphic novels and other comics and papers. last night I knocked a big class of coke all over them. I suppose it was an accident waiting to happen, but now I've got a lot of sticky comics.

And what's with this new paper they're using on the prog? Any drop of moisture and it wrinkles up like Norah Batty in a sauna!

[von Boom]

but now I've got a lot of sticky comics.

C'mon. Those comics were sticky before the coke.

[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

Because shit broke down in work today and what I thought were spare, replacement components turned out to be broken components that my predecessor had gone to the trouble of neatly boxing up again. Why?

[Tiplodocus]

I'm in the doghouse with Mrs Tips for not wanting to go see the Olympic Torch as it passed 500 yards from the bottom of our road and I was working from home.

[Roger Godpleton]

I hope your lighter ran out of fluid right after it passed and that you couldn't use the stove either, you unpatriotic brigand.

[Rog69]

Went for a walk in the local woods yesterday and spent most of the time swatting mozzies the size of bi-planes. I seem to have been bitten several times on my head and they have all swollen up quite badly.

I now bear more than a passing resemblance to Middenface Mcnulty.

[TordelBack]

...spent most of the time swatting mozzies the size of bi-planes....

I now bear more than a passing resemblance to Middenface Mcnulty.

Surely you mean King Kong?

[Roger Godpleton]

He's not swatting them away right this moment, is he?

[TordelBack]

He's not swatting them away right this moment, is he?

I think it highly unlikely that he has shrunk in the interim, not while parts of him are described as swelling up.

[The Legendary Shark]

Maybe it's quantum swelling.

[TordelBack]

Maybe it's quantum swelling.

The minimum amount of swelling that produces any measurable effect?  That's more Roger's thing.