Life is riddled with a procession of minor impediments

[von Boom]

My toast fell jam side down.

[Dandontdare]

I've now got used to the fact that half the clocks in the house go forward automatically, and I thought I'd reset the rest - all but my phone apparently, which I assume would be one of the self-adjusting ones but nooooo - which meant as it's also my alarm clock, I was late for work after no breakfast and a very unsatisfactory shit.

[Tiplodocus]

My favourite pub is letting all sorts of arseholes in.

[Dredd Head]

My favourite pub is letting all sorts of arseholes in.

That's usually the reason I dont drink in pubs, It seems that some people like to cause fights and trouble wherever you go

[I, Cosh]

My favourite pub is letting all sorts of arseholes in.

I thought it was a vegan place.

[Zarjazzer]

My favourite pub is letting all sorts of arseholes in.

Would they let me in?

[Noisybast]

Imagine a world where every time something positive happens - say, for example, getting a new job and ending your first month *slightly* less in debt than previous months - something terrible always happens to remind you of your place -  like a pavement-cycling teenage scrotebag crashing into your car and fucking the passenger door right up.

Needless to say, I'm now looking for a good car body shop who can get the job done before it rains. Fucksticks.

[radiator]

Because some prick tore my girlfriend's wing mirror off in a road rage incident.

The annoying thing is, she can be an extremely aggressive and vocal driver herself, and something like this was bound to happen eventually.

I've cautioned her many times not to let herself get so wound up, but as I don't drive she just dismisses my objections. Sometimes you really want to say "I told you so"...

Going to cost £250 to repair apparently.

[vzzbux]

Because some prick tore my girlfriend's wing mirror off in a road rage incident.

The annoying thing is, she can be an extremely aggressive and vocal driver herself, and something like this was bound to happen eventually.

I've cautioned her many times not to let herself get so wound up, but as I don't drive she just dismisses my objections. Sometimes you really want to say "I told you so"...

Going to cost £250 to repair apparently.

I often warn both my wife and my sister about this. One day they will shout back at the wrong man and end up with a baseball bat across the wind screen.




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[Link Prime]

Cause I'm awake an hour before my alarm is due to go off, coughing my guts up.
I swear to a god, 85% of the people I know have a cold or flu at the moment...

[Hawkmumbler]

Cause I'm awake an hour before my alarm is due to go off, coughing my guts up.
I swear to a god, 85% of the people I know have a cold or flu at the moment...

Isn't this how Aquila started?

[Richmond Clements]

Cause I'm awake an hour before my alarm is due to go off, coughing my guts up.
I swear to a god, 85% of the people I know have a cold or flu at the moment...

Isn't this how Aquila started?

Captain Trips.

[Hawkmumbler]

Cause I'm awake an hour before my alarm is due to go off, coughing my guts up.
I swear to a god, 85% of the people I know have a cold or flu at the moment...

Isn't this how Aquila started?

Captain Trips.

True.

[Rog69]

Put my prog up out of the way of the kids because of this weeks cover and I can't bloody find it now.

[Spikes]

I swear to a god, 85% of the people I know have a cold or flu at the moment...

Yep.
And i feel your pain Rich - Ive had four(!) colds since Christmas. What the fook's that all about?

Shocking, but not as shocking as asbent mindedly pouring a good quarter of a bottle of vineger onto a fish n chip tea - like what ive just done. I persevered with eating it, but lord it was foul.