Life is riddled with a procession of minor impediments

[radiator]

Because I had a surgical procedure yesterday and still have a large bit of surgical tape around my arm. This shit is like superglue - just tearing it off in one go would probably do some serious damage, not to mention be agonisingly painful, and it's starting to itch like hell!

[Hawkmumbler]

My little sister drew a large breasted women on my arm cast. Take that as you will.

[vzzbux]

Come back for a brief visit to the board after getting board of the internet to find the underwear thread locked.
Thank you P.C.
I am off again see you in another few weeks.





V

[CrazyFoxMachine]

Context be damned!

[M.I.K.]

Come back for a brief visit to the board after getting board of the internet to find the underwear thread locked.
Thank you P.C.
I am off again see you in another few weeks.

You do know the internet has other websites featuring nothing but ladies in their underwear, right?

[Dark Jimbo]

And sometimes not even underware(sic)...

[TordelBack]

You do know the internet has other websites featuring nothing but ladies in their underwear, right?

But it's so much harder to affect a knowing air of ironic detachment and a-reading-it-for-the-articles when you have to type 'pretty ladies in their pants please' into Google. 

[Simon Beigh]

You do know the internet has other websites featuring nothing but ladies in their underwear, right?

But it's so much harder to affect a knowing air of ironic detachment and a-reading-it-for-the-articles when you have to type 'pretty ladies in their pants please' into Google.

I just typed that into Google (for research you understand)

2nd on the list was this: Why Women Shouldn't Wear Pants

Not quite what I was expecting...

[Dark Jimbo]

Americans are silly. 'Pants' is one of the all-time great comedy words, but not if you use it to mean 'trousers.'

[TordelBack]

Americans are silly. 'Pants' is one of the all-time great comedy words, but not if you use it to mean 'trousers.'

See also: fanny.  Ahem.

[Hawkmumbler]

And sometimes not even underware(sic)...

What fresh madness is this?!

[Charlie boy]

^^^ Don't try playing the innocent forum member here, Mr Hawk'- I draw your attention to...

My little sister drew a large breasted women on my arm cast.

Translation: I haven't been hiding my rudey magazines as good as I should lately...!

[Hawkmumbler]

^^^ Don't try playing the innocent forum member here, Mr Hawk'- I draw your attention to...

My little sister drew a large breasted women on my arm cast.

Translation: I haven't been hiding my rudey magazines as good as I should lately...!

No, why have I been PAYING for my kicks if it's on the web for FREE?! Why have you forsaken me lord?!

[I, Cosh]

Despite telling myself not to get too excited about the prospect, I am pretty miffed that I wont be going to work in Switzerland for a couple of months and am now having to amend all the plans I had for spending my boatloads of imaginary money.

[Link Prime]

Hayfever = Insomnia