My social life problem can anyone help 2.2

[Ghastly McNasty]

Sex Panther

[Richmond Clements]

That's some quality attention seeking you're rocking here, Cyberleader.

[TordelBack]

Cyberwho now?  This is about the delights on offer at the House of Batiatus Lee's gaff now.

[Tiplodocus]

Maybe we should just start a "Getting Any?" thread.  They are just throwing themselves at me lately - I've had to start wearing tight boots to stop thinking about them.

[JamesC]

Cyberleader - spend some of your Gundam money on prostitutes.

Once the fear of sex has worn off, try to get some from a woman for free!

[TordelBack]

Cyberleader - spend some of your Gundam money on prostitutes.

He'd still have to actually approach one and express his intentions, however briefly.  So he may as well skip supporting a dangerous and dehumanising industry and ask a girl out instead.

[Trout]

Or he could post about it online, again and again, and get everyone to pay attention to him. I think I'll leave this thread alone now.

[TordelBack]

The Trout is wise.  I'm off too.

I do enjoy these threads, but a lot of simple, sound advice has been given, and I doubt there's much more to say of a helpful nature.  What you need, Cyberleader old bean, is for you to pay attention to a girl, and for her to pay attention to you, not a bunch of comic book nerds.  Go forth, and try not to multiply (until you're ready). 

[vzzbux]

I've had my nuts twice today so far. Happy days.




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[Gonk]

Cyberleader, in a "relationship" between two people it has to be 50/50. 70/30 won't work.

[brendan1]

Cyberleader, in a "relationship" between two people it has to be 50/50. 70/30 won't work.

What about 40:60?

[klute]

To be honest if you haven't got it now after all the various advice you never will..........

[GordonR]

He doesn't want advice. He wants attention.

I doubt half the guff he's spun here is even remotely true.

[Satanist]

Go to a brothel.

If you wish to go all the way open with "how much for suck and a fuck"

If you want to start gently then go with "how much for a rub and a tug"

End of.

[Roger Godpleton]

Can this just get locked now before ugliness ensues?