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2000A.D. advertising slogans

Started by DavidXBrunt, 14 April, 2006, 10:10:35 PM

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DavidXBrunt

A simple but fun way to generate publicity slogans for 2000 A.D.

Or if you're really childish you could just put the word 'cock' in the generator instead.

Link: http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=2000AD" target="_blank">It's theat 2000A.D. feeling


Tanky

'Beware of expensive cock.'

Sound advice there...

As you were then :)

Funt Solo

"Happiness is Cock-Shaped."

"If You've Got the Time, We've Got the Cock."

"Behold the Power of Cock."


 :)
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Funt Solo

"Ding-Dong! Cock Calling!"

That's too funny.

"Don't Just Book It, Cock It."
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SamuelAWilkinson

"Cock: The Other White Meat."
"Plink, Plink, Cock."

This never stops being funny. Except for this one, which is WAAAAY wrong:

"Silly Rabbit, Cock is for Kids."
Nobody warned me I would be so awesome.

Funt Solo

Vagina's quite good as well (that's not a slogan, but these are):

"I Wish I Were a Vagina Weiner."

"Schtop! This Vagina is not Ready Yet!"

"Step Into The Vagina."
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pauljholden

I was gonna try 'Apathy' but I couldn't be arsed.

-pj

pauljholden

Or, if you don't like apathy you could try masturbation.
uhm...
Good Honest Masturbation Since 1896.
-pj

Wils

"Wow! I Could Have Had a Felching!"

"Gives A Meal Felching-Appeal"

"Welcome To Felching Country"

"Felching Keeps Going and Going"

"It's Felching Time"

"Super Felching is Almost Here"

"Wouldn't You Rather Be Felching?"

"Mama Mia, That'sa One Spicy Felching!"

DavidXBrunt

Nobody better lay a finger on my arse

DavidXBrunt

Oh and just because I was curious I typed in HIS name and got...

8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Scojo.

Carlsborg Expert

Shake the Bottle, Wake the Yoghurt Cannon.


Steve Green

"Made to Make Your Arse Water..."

Just imagining that as a jingle...

- Steve

SamuelAWilkinson

"There's Always Room For Boobies"
"When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Boobies."
Nobody warned me I would be so awesome.

ThryllSeekyr

I can't believe it's not vagina.

Let the vagian begin.

You always have time for vagina.

The vagina bars are on me.