Threadjacking!

[The Doctor Alt 8]

Proof proof! We demand proof.

[Frank]

Earthquake in Pakistan, many dead, horrible tragedy. The quake has led to the creation of an entirely new island off the coast of Gwadar, which is all a bit too Superman Returns for my liking:

[TordelBack]

...all a bit too Superman Returns for my liking:

Nah, the angles are wrong.

[Frank]

It just keeps getting more odd. The island looks like the surface of the Moon; is dotted with hot pools of bubbling white mud that look like The Stuff; and has apparently emerged from the ocean before, only to retreat back beneath the waves.

Here's video of some enterprising fishermen who are about to get into an argument over whether to call Pakistan's newest territorial conquest Daveland, Stevakia, or The Democratic Republic of Colin.

[TordelBack]

Kerriste, the comments on those videos...

But look, I think you're missing the big news: Javid Miandad has been appointed BATTING CONSULTANT of the Cricket Team.  I'd have thought hiring a decent, nay, superhuman groundsman would be their first priority. 

[von Boom]

Kerriste, the comments on those videos...

But look, I think you're missing the big news: Javid Miandad has been appointed BATTING CONSULTANT of the Cricket Team.  I'd have thought hiring a decent, nay, superhuman groundsman would be their first priority.

Finally, a voice of reason.

[Frank]

I bet the Pakistan cricket team have already decided which games they'll win and lose.

[TordelBack]

I bet the Pakistan cricket team have already decided which games they'll win and lose.

As long as they agree to lose some ODIs against Ireland, I'm okay with the whole thing. 

[The Doctor Alt 8]

Uh oh.... I think I hear a mouse...

[COMMANDO FORCES]

What did it say?

[The Doctor Alt 8]

" I have come to take over the world!"

[COMMANDO FORCES]

That old chestnut! I'd ignore the little liar.

[Frank]

" I have come to take over the world!"

Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Pinkie?

[The Doctor Alt 8]

" I don't know Brain, what are you thinking?"

[JamesC]

Uh oh.... I think I hear a mouse...

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2fg7w49UnGA