The Four Dark Judges... Plus nine more?

[ming]

I quite like the idea of Judge Wedgie or possibly the slightly competitive testicle-kicking Judge Roshambo.

[IndigoPrime]

Judge Stub-Your-Toe: "FEAR THE POWER OF JUDGE STUB-YOUR-TOE!"

*Citizen stubs his toe*.

Citizen: "Ow"

Judge Stub-Your-Toe: "MWAHAHAHAHA!"

*Judge Death shakes his head slowly, regretting the day he lowered the bar to Dark Judge entry*

Judge Fire: "We did warn you this would happen, Sidney."

Judge Death: "I know."

Judge Fire: "We did say that—"

Judge Death: "Yes, I know, all right? Oh, what now? Why are all the citizens running around in circles, waving their arms about, rather than fleeing in terror?"

Judge Fear: "That'll be Judge Makes-You-Think-A-Wasp-Is-Nearby."

Judge Death: "Oh, sod this. Anyone got Anderson's phone number?"

[NapalmKev]

Judge Smoke - I can't help but think he's going to be used as an anti-smoking propaganda tool! Or maybe he's there to encourage more Mortal Kombat fans into reading. I await 'judges' Noob-Saibot and Rain with no interest whatsoever.

Cheers

[gronk guy]

Will they be wearing tights and capes?

Maybe they could have a Dark Judges cave just outside Megacity 1.

[Hawkmumbler]

Judge Type Two Diabetes. Actually better at giving you heart attacks than Death.

[Beeks]

Nigel: The Dark Judges all go to thirteen. Look, right across the board, thirteen, thirteen, thirteen and...
Martin: Oh, I see. And most people agree that there should just be four?
Nigel: Exactly.
Martin: Does that mean they're scarier? Are they any scarier?
Nigel: Well, more are scarier, aren't they? It's not four. You see, most Dark Judging, you know, will be done with four. You're on four here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on four with your Dark Judging. Where can you go from there? Where?
Martin: I don't know.
Nigel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Martin: Put it up to thrirteen.
Nigel: Thriteen. Exactly. Nine scarier.
Martin: Why don't you just make four scarier and make four be the top number and make that a little scarier?
[Pause.]
Nigel: These go to thirteen.

Brilliant 

[Noisybast]

OK, so Ming wins this thread.

[Beeks]

Definitely 'Judge Curse'

Dredd: Step away from the Citizen Judge Curse

Judge Curse: Just f**k off Dredd you utter c*nt

[Hawkmumbler]

Surely thats Judge Capaldi?

[Recrewt]

Skullmo and I figured this out last night. The other nine are:

Judge Choke
Judge Bruise
Judge Internal Bleeding
Judge IBS
Judge Near Miss
Judge Static Shock
Judge Sharp Slap
Judge Funny Bone
Judge Piles

Sadly, Judge Cramp didn't quite make the grade!

HaHa! Judge Cramp should definitely be included - he would have to do that funny walk when you jump out of bed with foot cramp.  Actually, that could probably lead to some great deaths for an artist to do - someone's muscles tearing them apart!   

I would like to add Judge Papercut - because its the worst type of cut. 

[JayzusB.Christ]

Well, there's plenty of room for more modern horrors here, to be fair.

Judge Posting Pictures of Your Dinner on Facebook!

Judge Saying Things Like 'Kray-Kray' and 'Totes'!

JUDGE MICHAEL MCINTYRE!

JUDGE MRS BROWN'S BOYS!

[Link Prime]

Well, there's plenty of room for more modern horrors here, to be fair.

Judge Posting Pictures of Your Dinner on Facebook!

You claiming Judge Watson is from Deadworld?

[Spaceghost]

Judge Neknominate. "I have drunk the whisssskey mixed with afterssshhhave and vimto and now YOU must drink the pint of vodka, pissssss and goldfissshhhh!"

What with this and the Almost Human thread, there's some comedy gold on the forum at the moment.

[Dunk!]

*Goes to look up Fistula* Oh, ok.

[Hawkmumbler]

Judge Erectile Dysfunction. Suddenly the cod piece can be forgiven.