Tweak on the Telly

Thread Zero · 10 May, 2004, 06:07:48 PM

Dang it, y'all - none of ya are a' followin' yore kings proclimation fer y'all ta talk like cowboys fer his a'spawnin' day! Thee head of state's a'gonna be reet out o' sorts when he gets back fer his holiday!

Bugger, it keeps going all Yorkshire. I can't get this accent right! Pirate talk was easier...

Anyhoo, anyone see 'Garth Merenghi's The Kingdom' last night? Guest starring a clawed anteater...

House of Usher · 10 May, 2004, 06:26:49 PM

Yep, saw it. Not bad.

Richmond Clements · 10 May, 2004, 06:40:15 PM

I see he got a gig on Kingdom Hospital too.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/kingdomhospital/images/340/anteater.jpg">

Thread Zero · 10 May, 2004, 07:01:47 PM

Anyhoo, anyone see 'Garth Merenghi's The Kingdom' last night?

Ahem, of course - I meant to say 'Stephen King's The Kingdom'.

That was a genuine mistake, believe it or not!

Mr C · 10 May, 2004, 07:27:25 PM

"Don't ask me, I'm just the dog"

Genius, splitting my sides all the way through!

Shame there's no Dean Learner though.

House of Usher · 10 May, 2004, 08:09:57 PM

Well, I found it useful to have something to do while it was on. Sorting recent photos into an album.

I noticed 'Lars von Trier, Executive Producer'. So he's sort of on-board, then.

Tweak72 · 10 May, 2004, 08:22:39 PM

i always thought i was more of a hairy arddvark than an ant eater. rock anyone?

Noisybast · 10 May, 2004, 09:09:56 PM

Erm...?

Link: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&oi=defmore&q=define:aardvark" target="_blank">I think you'll find...

Tweak72 · 10 May, 2004, 09:23:38 PM

... as i always think of the american ant eater or new world ant eater as an ant eater and an aardvark as well, an aardvark

Link: http://www.cogsci.princeton.edu/cgi-bin/webwn?stage=1&word=anteater" target="_blank">i think it all depends where you are in the world.

Dudley · 10 May, 2004, 10:39:46 PM

Yay! Go big talking sharp-toothed sticky-tongued insectivores!

Thread Zero · 11 May, 2004, 01:10:31 AM

Never mind - ard vark never hurt anyone!

Ha ha!

Ard vark - sounds a bit like 'hard work', do you see...?

Ahem - I'll get me coat...

Richmond Clements · 11 May, 2004, 01:55:57 AM

Never mind - ard vark never hurt anyone!

Ha ha!

Oh. My. God.

Noisybast · 11 May, 2004, 05:03:02 PM

Fair enough. It's still pronounced "Toe-Mar-Toe", though...

Dudley · 11 May, 2004, 05:08:45 PM

ANT you a little old to be making bad puns?