Better than the trout isn't it...

SovietSam · 14 August, 2002, 10:34:12 PM

Who would of thought a Judge would rule the world........ BWAHAHAHAHAHA TAKE THAT BLAIR. P.S:WHY THE FUNT WOULD I BE SCOJO. I TAKE IT AS AN INSULT.But i still like you. It's hormones..

I TASTE OF DEATH. SUE ME

Link: Fun and lots of it

Oddboy · 14 August, 2002, 10:43:34 PM

I can think of no reason whatsoever that someone might think you were scojo.

P.S. in a monarchy, the King is higher than the Prime Minister.

Slippery PD · 14 August, 2002, 11:06:28 PM

I dunno about tasting of death. Are you a corpse??

Hmmm you may not be scojo but you are of a similar mental age......

Trout · 15 August, 2002, 12:00:10 AM

Shut up, you silly chap.

You clearly haven't the dignity to be a head of state like me.

You also don't have mysterious fish powers.

You can call yourself what you like, but one thing can't change - the Trout is still the king!

ALL HAIL ME!

Jared Katooie · 15 August, 2002, 01:13:52 AM

I was ranting about my corrupt cult long before you donned a crown.

Ally with me! With a high enough membership we can suffocate all who oppose us!

I dont like fish. Now ham there's good eatin'!

Llala

Jarhead.

roystead · 15 August, 2002, 02:41:15 AM

Troutman said "You also don't have mysterious fish powers."

You have mysterious fish powers? To do what?

Roy

Something Fishy · 15 August, 2002, 03:40:42 AM

Just say the word your majesty and i'll have the palace guard hunt him down and execute him.

This is not a democracy , so how the heck did he get to be Prime Minister?

Oddboy · 15 August, 2002, 03:47:23 PM

Sounds like an attempted coup d'?tait to me. REVOLUTION!! If you're going to behead the king, get the frying pan ready.

Personally though, I'd rather have a despot fish for a ruler than a PM. Unless it was Thatcher but then she was a despot fish too!

So: "Long live the trout!"

Trout · 15 August, 2002, 05:11:46 PM

"You have mysterious fish powers? To do what?
Sorry, Roy, I can't tell you that. They're too mysterious.

I'm grateful to Oddboy and, of course, the ever-faithful somethingfishy for their grand support. Well done, sensible people.

Finally, a note on the background to my declaration of Kingship.

When I declared myself King, I did so retrospectively, both giving and justifying my absolute supremacy of rule.

So it doesn't matter what anyone else says. I'm still the King!

Actually, it's the same legal principle of supremacy used by the UK Parliament! I'm not kidding.

- So be grateful the Trout allows you to exist!