Yesterday, the lady who took my last CPC training session emailed my boss to tell him that I never turned up for the final Saturday session (I did). Today, the warehouse manager of my last pick-up in Preston telephoned my boss to tell him that I'd never turned up for the pallet I was scheduled to collect (I had, the pallet was on the truck and I was five minutes away from base when the manager called my boss- the same manager who had LOADED THE PALLET AND HANDED ME THE PAPERWORK, ffs).
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I was beginning to feel like I'd died without noticing, driving those last few miles home was an existential nightmare, but fortunately, by the time I got back, both the trainer and the warehouse manager had contacted my boss apologising for their respective (and totally unconnected) mistakes. So it seems I'm still alive. I think.
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I mean, I never thought of myself as a particularly memorable person but two people forgetting all about me in 48 hours is taking the bloody piss - and also very, very eerie and weird.
Who said that? :-\ ;)
Talking to yourself, Davey?
I hate it when these newbies start threads, who is this guy anyway?
Mythical Shark, more like.
I knew I should never have buggered about with that old looking glass...
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 03 October, 2014, 07:27:41 PM
I knew I should never have buggered about with that old looking glass...
You also cocked-up somehow with that portrait of an ever-more handsome wholesome young fellow you keep in your (hypothetical) attic...
Bloody Carlos - his English needs work and my Spanish sucks ducks.
its because you went to preston your soul was sucked from your body
Have a look in the mirror. If you have acquired a neat goatee beard, you have clearly swapped places with your evil doppelgänger and should apply for a job with MI5 or Goldman Sachs.
Quote from: Dandontdare on 04 October, 2014, 11:49:54 AM
Have a look in the mirror. If you have acquired a neat goatee beard, you have clearly swapped places with your evil doppelgänger and should apply for a job with MI5 or Goldman Sachs.
I assumed Sharky's evil doppelgänger
was Chief Executive of Goldman Sachs.
has he goes yet?
Nah, Sharkys evil doppleganger is Cadborosaurs. We just keep miss identifying him.
I thought I'd eaten all of those but maybe there are one or two left. They're crunchy but fattening.
Thats funny, I thought Cadborosaurs was a shark anyway.