Life is riddled with a procession of minor impediments

[The Legendary Shark]

Or YouTube.

That sucks. If my ex moved anywhere near me I'd need a funting harpoon.

And a good lawyer.

[Roger Godpleton]

Dinner was served with sprouts. They taste like farts.

[vzzbux]

Or YouTube.

That sucks. If my ex moved anywhere near me I'd need a funting harpoon.

And a good lawyer.

The worst thing is it seems she seems to have totally forgiven me and is very amicable towards me.
On the other side I still cant stand the sight of her. I do still feel guilty for the way I treated her but she bought it on herself (That is another story which I don't intend to go down on the internet).




V

[The Legendary Shark]

The amicability of exes is, in my experience, a trap. The fairer sex are subtle and quick to anger.

I saw my tyrannosaurus ex the other day. She was working as a part-time scaffolder for the firm renovating the local abattoir. I could tell it was her because the rest of the men were on fire, and not in a good way. I saw two of them nearly fall through scratching. She wolf-whistled me, just to make feel small, as exes are wont to do. But I remained aloof, ignored her and the sudden onset of dogs and carried on my way. She thinks that if she's nice to me I'll contribute to her legal fund after she got caught repeatedly glassing a Rumanian sailor in a scrapyard, but I'm nit that stupid, oh no.

[SpetsnaZ99]

(I don't intend to go down on the internet).




V

vzzbux.... How on earth is that achievable?

[TordelBack]

(I don't intend to go down on the internet).

vzzbux.... How on earth is that achievable?

The first person to work that one out will be rich beyond the nightmares of Sharky.

[SpetsnaZ99]

(I don't intend to go down on the internet).

vzzbux.... How on earth is that achievable?

The first person to work that one out will be rich beyond the nightmares of Sharky.

Actually, ive just realized Mark Zuckerberg has already done it.....

[mogzilla]

the amount of scams for dogs , so far one buisnessman and his dr wife in isle of man who can arrange "delivery" for £250 ...my bro in law fell for that thinking he was buying a parrot...

  and two new ones both from people on trining courses in scotland (dundee and garvin) before they start a new job in the usa (one being a missionary!) who can arrange delivery...


   we have one promising "lead" bum bum! so wwere chasing that up ...

[Roger Godpleton]

I saw the advert for "Mario and Sonic at the London Olympic Games" and thought that Klonoa was in it for a second, but then it occurred to me that it was much more likely to be *sigh* Blaze the Cat.

[vzzbux]

(I don't intend to go down on the internet).

vzzbux.... How on earth is that achievable?

It's those fibre optic pubes that tend to put me off.


V

[Mikey]

I'm a bit bored and fed up.

M.

[Spaceghost]

I'm a bit bored and fed up.

M.

Me too.

I'm at work, what's your excuse?

[Mikey]

Yeah, pretty much the same but different. Except I'm living off your tax these days. Thanks for that, UK workers!

M.

[Dark Jimbo]

No heating or hot water since Saturday. I'm very cold and starting to smell (more than usual, anway).

[paddykafka]

Look on the bright side. Few more days of no washing and you really will be a "Dark Jimbo" ! lol