Life is riddled with a procession of minor impediments

[Cyberleader2000]

omg never again am I makeing a cockney rhyming slang joke to a amerakin.
I just spent 2 hours trying to explain the joke to him and he sill dosnet get it arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
It was in a chat room he came back and said god you relay dont want to know what ive just been doing so I said sherman tank not only did he not gete this he then started going on about sherman tanks.

[TordelBack]

I just spent 2 hours trying to explain the joke to him and he sill dosnet get it arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Was this chat room by any chance one of the text-only variety?   

[ICONIC_TM]

Seeing as he`s a yank that works on two levels 

[ICONIC_TM]

Try explaining britney spears to the unenlightened next time your down the pub,

Complete day horse 

[Cyberleader2000]

I just spent 2 hours trying to explain the joke to him and he sill dosnet get it arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Was this chat room by any chance one of the text-only variety?   

yes but you can make outheres watch youtube clips by bordcasting them its Xat we uses

[TordelBack]

I just spent 2 hours trying to explain the joke to him and he sill dosnet get it arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Was this chat room by any chance one of the text-only variety?   

yes but you can make outheres watch youtube clips by bordcasting them its Xat we uses

-sniffs- I... love you, man. 

[Devons Daddy]

The new roof over the terrace upstairs has leeks!!!!water when it rains  not the highly desirable welsh lapel decorations sort of thing.  not paying until its ripped off and redone.
small but annoying.

[Gonk]

omg never again am I makeing a cockney rhyming slang joke to a amerakin.
I just spent 2 hours trying to explain the joke to him and he sill dosnet get it arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
It was in a chat room he came back and said god you relay dont want to know what ive just been doing so I said sherman tank not only did he not gete this he then started going on about sherman tanks.

Get a webcam, show him.

[TordelBack]

The new roof over the terrace upstairs has leeks!!!!

Mmmmmm, leeks.  Have you tried adding cheese?  http://britishfood.about.com/od/start3/r/leekstilsoup.htm

[Gonk]

did someone just mention cheezy puffs?

[ICONIC_TM]

Sure i heard wotsits? 

[radiator]

Because I've still got this fucking cold, an entire week after getting it, and what's more, I actually feel worse today than I have since it began.

I've had to sleep sitting up the last two nights because lying down sends me into coughing fits.

AAARGH!

[ICONIC_TM]

Feel for you mate, Get a flu jab next year, Had no side effects on me yet,
Was hoping it would turn on my x_genes, But no such luck, Still cant fly?

[TordelBack]

The man has a cold-slash-cough.  All a flu jab is going to do for him is add a sore arm to his problems. 

Not that I'm knocking the flu-jab, I get it myself.  Also, colds.

[The Legendary Shark]

I'll never get a 'flu jab (do you know what they put in that crap?). I have a really cool immune system that generally does the trick.