Life is riddled with a procession of minor impediments

[Theblazeuk]

I think after that filth you said about ST:ID it's best you leave these parts Tordel. There's no place for you here with that kind of perfectly valid, eloquent criticism.

[Banners]

I'm glad he's gone. His eloquence, kindness, intelligence, insight and wit annoyed me almost as much as his tiny avatar.

[Jim_Campbell]

I'm glad he's gone. His eloquence, kindness, intelligence, insight and wit annoyed me almost as much as his tiny avatar.

Yeah! Fuck that guy. We're better off without that sort. Probably a poof. Or a foreigner. Or a foreign poof. Here to steal our jobs.

The bastard.

Cheers

Jim

[Grugz]

we're having a new boiler fitted,so noise and disruption all day! 

[Link Prime]

we're having a new boiler fitted,so noise and disruption all day! 

Go to the pub for lunch.
Then stay there. 

[Banners]

Wanting just a £1.85 packet of "Wheat Bisks", the queues at the mere two tills they had open in Aldi were far too long, and populated with folk who had trollies overspilling with their weekly shop. So, I plonked two pound coins on the till in front of the checkout lady and walked out. Will I get arrested?

[The Legendary Shark]

I hope not, Banners.

[Mattofthespurs]

Wanting just a £1.85 packet of "Wheat Bisks", the queues at the mere two tills they had open in Aldi were far too long, and populated with folk who had trollies overspilling with their weekly shop. So, I plonked two pound coins on the till in front of the checkout lady and walked out. Will I get arrested?

For buying "Wheat Bisks"?

I bloody well hope so.

[Banners]

I couldn't find the Weetabix.

[Hawkmumbler]

Wheat bisks taste exactly the same, just much thinner.

[Mattofthespurs]

I couldn't find the Weetabix.

That's what they all say 

[Grugz]

nice shiny boiler in...

...then went to load up the dishwasher with the tea stuff and find a dirty great crack in the door , all the buttons are pushed in and the bloody thing won't switch on....funniuly enough the boiler men failed to mention they'd broken it.

i'll let the wife ring npower first (good cop) then if we don't get any joy i'll go bad cop. very pissed off now after the inconvienience of having workmen in any way ,now this!

[ZenArcade]

Not good Grugz, sorry about the abject, crass inconsideration of the workmen; boil water, add soap and apply elbow grease. Z

[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

Elbow grease. The universal cleaning product.

[A.Cow]

Elbow grease. The universal cleaning product.

Not for getting sycamore tree sap off skin.  Glad I found out before flaying my own forearm.

(Who'd've thunk that margarine would work better than elbow grease?)