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General Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: Tjm86 on 02 April, 2017, 11:45:10 AM

Title: Bl**dy Typical!
Post by: Tjm86 on 02 April, 2017, 11:45:10 AM
It's been gorgeous all morning with nary a cloud in the sky.  Just put the washing out and where has the damn sun gone!  Razzlefrazzledagnabbit!   >:(
Title: Re: Bl**dy Typical!
Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 02 April, 2017, 12:12:13 PM
Sorry to hear that Tjm86. It's typical British [soon to be English, Irish, Northern Irish, Scottish, Welsh] weather ie: Crap- with a hint of sunshine. Hope the Sun comes out again soon to dry out your clothes. I blame global warming, geography and those bloody Oceans that surround us! Bastards the lot 'em!!
Title: Re: Bl**dy Typical!
Post by: NapalmKev on 02 April, 2017, 12:23:05 PM
Quote from: Tjm86 on 02 April, 2017, 11:45:10 AM

where has the damn sun gone!


It's here in Sunny Devon. Beautiful day but I'm stuck in work so no chance to enjoy it.

Cheers
Title: Re: Bl**dy Typical!
Post by: sheridan on 02 April, 2017, 01:05:02 PM
Had me worried for a moment - we had the same plan and had to check (sun's still there).
Title: Re: Bl**dy Typical!
Post by: Tjm86 on 09 April, 2017, 02:43:43 PM
Next beautiful day and me blessed mother comes over for a visit!!!!!  Seriously!  I give up! 

Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! rage! blow!
You cataracts and hurricanoes, spout
Till you have drench'd our steeples, drown'd the cocks!
You sulphurous and thought-executing fires,
Vaunt-couriers to oak-cleaving thunderbolts,
Singe my white head! And thou, all-shaking thunder,
Smite flat the thick rotundity o' the world!
Crack nature's moulds, an germens spill at once,
That make ingrateful man!
Title: Re: Bl**dy Typical!
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 23 June, 2017, 04:17:43 PM

Couldn't you pretend to be out?
Title: Re: Bl**dy Typical!
Post by: Tjm86 on 23 June, 2017, 04:38:01 PM
Bit difficult when the first you realise is when she's walking down the drive and the kids are playing out front.  Might look a bit suspicious grabbing the kids and saying 'quick, hide under the sofa 'til she's gone'.

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This has to be a close second to my necropost the other day about the flatulent dog. ;)
Title: Re: Bl**dy Typical!
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 28 June, 2017, 07:01:40 PM
Ah... right.In that case you should of grabbed the kids put them in the car and said. "I wish you had called first. we have a hospital appointment to go to now....."