Vernon Kay comes on the TV, but you can't pick yourself up of the bed to throw the TV out of the window....
...you sneeze on a chicken and it dies instantly
wow, that's one powerful sneeze!
uhm... reference to avian (i.e bird) flu
The doctor says "It's flu."
when you are sat at the breakfast table and you mumble to your wife thats she looks fine this morning,then, when shes asks what you said you say sorry love what I meant to say is YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE YOU BITCH!
Ill get me coat.
get well sooon Mr flu !
..you find yourself eating instant custard and watching Incredible Hulk TV show video clips.
Link: you'll need Real Player..
...you no longer have the flying.
..the flying what?
....when you feel as old as W.Deedes actually is.
Enya comes on the radio and you just don't have the energy to stick the knitting needles in to your ears.
enya? dear god man, you could always try drowning in your lemsip ?