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I didn't particularly like either of them, but I'll go for Atavar, because it didn't quote the Dime Bar ad.

Off Topic / Re: Threadjacking!
« on: 03 December, 2021, 11:14:51 PM »
Rectum? It nearly feckin' killed him.

Off Topic / Re: Threadjacking!
« on: 01 December, 2021, 01:22:10 AM »
I don't know - I find these Klingon books a little high brow.

Excuse the double post, but I missed this.  Bravo, sir.

General / Re: The 2021 2000AD Messageboard Advent Calendar
« on: 01 December, 2021, 01:10:15 AM »
I sent a PM but just in case - my lazy arse will take the 22nd, if it may, and thanks, Sheridan, for this!  I love the advent calendar and missed it last year.

Off Topic / Re: Threadjacking!
« on: 30 November, 2021, 11:58:48 PM »
The squidfalls have started!

 Inaba is fine, but I love Droid Life and hope it lasts forever.

As an aside, I had never heard of the Mesozoic period when I first read this, and as such still automatically pronounce it 'metal-zoyk' in my head.

Kipling was fine, but Metalzoic storms it for me here.  Pat could do no wrong in those days.

Film & TV / Re: Wheel Of Time.....
« on: 27 November, 2021, 03:13:35 PM »
If "Trollocks" isn't adopted soon as a swear word, then I don't know what has gone wrong with the world.  :D

It very much was among my mates when I was a kid. 

Off Topic / Re: Threadjacking!
« on: 26 November, 2021, 06:29:41 AM »
I think cattle be all for now.

Pussyfoot 5.  It wasn't great, but A Life Less Ordinary was very ordinary.

Tribal Memories without a shadow of a doubt.  It was brilliant.

Off Topic / Re: Thought Police: Are we allowed to query 'woke'?
« on: 20 November, 2021, 07:51:47 AM »
Tell me about it! We're not even allowed to ... love Jeremy Clarkson!

You can be arrested and thrown in jail for it.

Blair almost received a protest vote (*choke*) until I discovered that Judge Hershey doesn't include the current resurrected-4-revenge nonsense.

Glad I'm not alone in my disdain for the idea of resurrecting Hershey after her brilliant death scene.  For the love of Danu, Tharg, will you let Colin McNeil kill someone.

Off Topic / Re: Thought Police: Are we allowed to query 'woke'?
« on: 19 November, 2021, 08:29:55 PM »
One universal truth remains that 'punch down' comedy comes from a positions of deep seated self loathing.

I wouldn't say that's a "universal truth". It's true for you, no doubt, but making broad generalizations like that, based on personal anecdotal experiences, never ends well.

Sometimes it comes from a lack of empathy, other times it's a lack of understanding.

And sometimes, people punch down because, deep down, they're just dicks*.

*based on personal anecdotal experiences

As a straight white middle-class man, I find it impossible to punch down as we are the most oppressed group on the planet these days. [/sarcasm]

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