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Abortion's illegal in MC1 then? Never knew that.  It's just like here in good old Cat'lic Oireland.
Anyway, stand-out line in the prog for me was from Tharg - 'A bit of light Skeleton Witch, perhaps?'
not at all sure about his personal musical tastes, but it's good to have a funny Tharg again.

It's the second silliest religion based on a work of science fiction.

Heh.  but the first silliest is first by a long shot.

I seem to remember SCB being very popular at the time. And yeah, it was fookin' brilliant. And furthermore, I think lots of people realised it was a homage to old-skool sports stories.  Write another one, please.

You're right about the Grudgefather, though.

And I thought you were Mark Millar in disguise for years.  Thank heaven for small mercies.

However, I did once buy a Misty annual from a second hand shop about 10 years ago and rhe bloke behind the counter said "Brown paper bag required, is it sir?"

Heh. Not quite as bad as the time I bought Heavy Metal as a naive young teenager, when one of the shop assistants as I was leaving said something that sounded horribly like 'enjoy your wank'.

They don't make stilted, uncomfortably awkward interviews with archetypal vampire actors like they used to:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x35kHS8ews

I'm outraged - this is obviously a conspiracy by freedom-hating homosexual Muslim liberals designed to make the American right look like a bunch of inbred ignorant fuckwits.

That's 'muslin liberials' to you

I might start shunning those programmes as well.  Into a sock.

Beautiful! I can't record myself singing it, sadly. But again, thank you!

Not at all, sir.  Sadly, I've had my own version of the tune of 'Judge Dredd, Judge Dredd, his costume is a brilliant red' stuck in my head for three days now.

Now what I'd really love to hear, SBT, is an mpg of somebody singing that theme tune

Forgive me, i was leading up to a vulgar threesome joke about Jena looking forward to it more. Forget i said anything.

No, no, please do elaborate

Not really my bag either - his Missionary Man looked like he had Downe's Syndrome. Not that I have anything whatsoever against people with Downe's Syndrome, of course. It's just that Missionary man never had it in the stories before.

Everyone who has something witty to say in a Pat Mills story precedes it with three dots and encloses it in quotes.

All of Johnny Alpha's mates will be sitting round a table pissed.  He'll be there, beer in hand, stone cold sober.

Hope Jayzus doesn't feel put out.

Not at all, sir, i felt bad about blundering in uninvited.  anyway, not quite sure where to go next - leave it with me though.  although my photoshop skills are sheeite, i'll do my best

Lord Woman.
Mother Boy.
Rat Boy (now that one sounds familiar.)