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#8941
Books & Comics / Re: Hilarious Batman Review!!!
09 October, 2009, 12:37:26 AM
Just bumping this up after a re-read of the woeful series: Is it just me, or does Batman kill loads of cops early in the story? If so, jesus wept, get it together, Frank, you've lost track of Batman completely.
Though to be fair, he did write the best Batman story ever.  This all-star shite wasn't it though.
#8942
Links / Re: Youtube Gold
08 October, 2009, 02:05:44 PM
Quote from: vzzbux on 07 October, 2009, 08:39:49 PM
Note Scott Ian's T-Shirt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syBH1aJOH5A&feature=related







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Not hugely surprising, though, for a band who wrote this verse:

'With gun and bike he rules the streets
And every perp he meets will taste defeat
Not even death can overcome his might
Cause dredd and anderson, they won the fight
When the sovs started the apocalypse war
Mega-city was bombed to the floor
Dredd resisted, and the judges fought back
Crushed the sovs with their counter-attack
Drokk it!'

Take it away, boys...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rVFi6qkPHE

P.S. I know absolutely nothing else about Anthrax





#8943
Prog / Re: Prog 1656: Morked For Death
07 October, 2009, 10:50:29 PM
Abortion's illegal in MC1 then? Never knew that.  It's just like here in good old Cat'lic Oireland.
Anyway, stand-out line in the prog for me was from Tharg - 'A bit of light Skeleton Witch, perhaps?'
not at all sure about his personal musical tastes, but it's good to have a funny Tharg again.
#8944
Off Topic / Re: Tesco vs Jedi shocker!
06 October, 2009, 12:23:12 AM
QuoteIt's the second silliest religion based on a work of science fiction.

Heh.  but the first silliest is first by a long shot.
#8945
General / Re: Who is / was Kek-W?
05 October, 2009, 04:51:13 PM
I seem to remember SCB being very popular at the time. And yeah, it was fookin' brilliant. And furthermore, I think lots of people realised it was a homage to old-skool sports stories.  Write another one, please.

You're right about the Grudgefather, though.

And I thought you were Mark Millar in disguise for years.  Thank heaven for small mercies.
#8946
Books & Comics / Re: MISTY Special is out
05 October, 2009, 04:39:39 PM
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However, I did once buy a Misty annual from a second hand shop about 10 years ago and rhe bloke behind the counter said "Brown paper bag required, is it sir?"

Heh. Not quite as bad as the time I bought Heavy Metal as a naive young teenager, when one of the shop assistants as I was leaving said something that sounded horribly like 'enjoy your wank'.
#8947
Links / Re: Youtube Gold
05 October, 2009, 04:33:49 PM
They don't make stilted, uncomfortably awkward interviews with archetypal vampire actors like they used to:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x35kHS8ews
#8948
Links / Re: Ultimate link thread.
05 October, 2009, 02:58:38 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 02 October, 2009, 07:43:51 PM
I'm outraged - this is obviously a conspiracy by freedom-hating homosexual Muslim liberals designed to make the American right look like a bunch of inbred ignorant fuckwits.

That's 'muslin liberials' to you
#8949
I might start shunning those programmes as well.  Into a sock.

#8950
Announcements / Re: Judge Dredd Movie is Green Lit!
05 October, 2009, 11:19:56 AM
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Beautiful! I can't record myself singing it, sadly. But again, thank you!

Not at all, sir.  Sadly, I've had my own version of the tune of 'Judge Dredd, Judge Dredd, his costume is a brilliant red' stuck in my head for three days now.
#8951
Announcements / Re: Judge Dredd Movie is Green Lit!
03 October, 2009, 01:07:27 PM


Now what I'd really love to hear, SBT, is an mpg of somebody singing that theme tune
#8952
General / Re: 2000ad Cliches
02 October, 2009, 05:52:44 PM
QuoteForgive me, i was leading up to a vulgar threesome joke about Jena looking forward to it more. Forget i said anything.

No, no, please do elaborate
#8953
General / Re: Alex Ronald - What ever happned to?
02 October, 2009, 05:24:51 PM
Not really my bag either - his Missionary Man looked like he had Downe's Syndrome. Not that I have anything whatsoever against people with Downe's Syndrome, of course. It's just that Missionary man never had it in the stories before.
#8954
General / Re: 2000ad Cliches
02 October, 2009, 05:19:50 PM
Everyone who has something witty to say in a Pat Mills story precedes it with three dots and encloses it in quotes.

All of Johnny Alpha's mates will be sitting round a table pissed.  He'll be there, beer in hand, stone cold sober.
#8955
Off Topic / Re: Anyone For Photoshop Tennis?
01 October, 2009, 04:07:57 PM