So here it is...

[Trout]

This fish won't be back on the board for a few days and is leaving safe in the knowledge his followers will deal with any rebellious mischief.

But, for now, I wish you all a very fishy Christmas and a wet New Year!

Ensure you eat plenty of sprouts, and think of my fishy evil as the results are manifested...

FOR CHRISTMAS WILL BE MERRY BECAUSE THE TROUT HAS COMMANDED IT!

- I saw three Trouts come sailing by...

[Capt.Zeep]

Beware as you swim downstream, Troutster, for it is "Cleikin' season",  when salmon and seatrout, returning from their arduous voyage upstream, underastanably a bit knackered, linger in pools and are unceremoniously hooked out by poachers.  Go carefully, Auld Troot, for the waters be treacherous.
'Appy Christmas, Trout blessd us one and all!
-Barny the festively verbose

[Quirkafleeg]

Well after watching Flash Gordon yet again I feel full of the Christmas spirit...

Have a very merry Christmas, hope you get nice prezzies and I'll see you all again next year (if not before)

Have a kewl yewl

[Queen Firey-Bou]

Merry Christmas its only just beguuunnn.