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Top - v. funny. Especially once the arm gets shot off :)

Hmmm... Anyone read 'Fallen Dragon' by Peter F. Hamilton - now there's a good use of landmines during a footy match...

A: (Tanky) In the last place you'll look

Q: Can someone answer Cybermax's question above?

A: So we can ask pointless questions like:

Q: If a tree falls in the forest, and it hits a mime - does anyone care?

A) Feek Freek playing with his new digital camera...

Q) If you have 23 odds and ends on a shelf and 22 of them fall off, what do you have left? An odd or an end?

Yes you should buy it, and get Halo, Timesplitters 2 and Knights of the Old Republic while you're at it to.

And a Gamecube for all the other good games ;)

     Steve

FACT: Eagles may soar - but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines...

>Fact: It's impossible to lick your elbow.

Fact: over 50% of people reading that post just tried...

>You should always place a thin film of clear
>plastic over a mirror before looking into it.
>This simple act will, in the event of over-
>balancing, prevent you from falling into the
>alternate dimension contained within the mirror.

    What utter tosh! Everyone knows that you can't fall into the mirror as the doppelganger of you in the other dimension provides equal pressure (Try pressing your fingertips against a mirror sometime...)

    Of course what you have to watch out for people is those clever mirror-selfs that have abducted this dimension's version of themselves and are now staging a takeover... Beware the left-handed people...

   Steve

Shako Rocked

Babe Race 2000 Sucked Donkeys.

Wasn't there som other crap future-sports thing around that time too with people riding dinosaurs? It sucked (and was probably written by Mark Millar)

   Steve