It's my Birthday...

Matt Timson · 05 November, 2003, 04:06:39 PM

Yes, I'm afraid so- another year closer to death.

Imagine, if you can, my excitement on lying in bed this morning, listening to the grunting and heaving of our postie as he struggled with what was clearly an A4 packet (I only have an A5 letterbox). Futurequake, I thought! It's here at last!

Alas, it was merely junk mail and I cursed Dudley instead- wondering if it might not be a coincidence that my junk mail has quadrupled since our initial clash of mighty egos those many moons ago...

So anyway, what imaginary presents have you all got me then? There might* even be a prize for the best one...

Matt

*but then again, there might not.

Woolly · 05 November, 2003, 04:09:17 PM

Ive got you an imaginary planet that you can conquer at your pleasure!!

Happy birthday dude!

Matt Timson · 05 November, 2003, 04:13:11 PM

Hmmm... I'm going to need some imaginary robots, death rays and other not nice weaponry for such a conquest- come on, come on- I don't have all day!

Actually, I do have all day- logging off now- will return to collect my booty later...

Dudley · 05 November, 2003, 04:14:46 PM

Dark are my ways and dark my thoughts, but not that dark, I promise.

Happy Birthday! For your birthday, I've imagined getting you naked pictures of the entire cast of Hollyoaks (Mr C looks good, let me tell you)! Plus a "Happy Birthday Johnny" cake.

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petemaskreplica · 05 November, 2003, 04:15:14 PM

"Imagine, if you can, my excitement on lying in bed this morning, listening to the grunting and heaving of our postie as he struggled with what was clearly an A4 packet"

fnarr fnarr :)

I've got you a nice pipe and some comfy slippers, so you can sit in a big chair puffing away and omplaining about how things, generally, aren't as good as they were at some unspecified point in the past.

Art · 05 November, 2003, 04:20:12 PM

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Mr C · 05 November, 2003, 04:26:54 PM

I'll give you Kylie and a large tub of custard.
Wait a minute, I'll keep Kylie and you can have the custard.

Oddboy · 05 November, 2003, 04:35:52 PM

Happy Birthday!

Cheers, Johnny.

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Wils · 05 November, 2003, 04:36:11 PM

Happy Birthday, Matt.

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Slippery PD · 05 November, 2003, 05:15:41 PM

Happy birthday matt

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Mudcrab · 05 November, 2003, 05:15:55 PM

Happy birthday!

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Woolly · 05 November, 2003, 05:30:40 PM

Here's something to get you to the imaginary planet...

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paulvonscott · 05 November, 2003, 05:33:35 PM

Happy Birthday!

Jared Katooie · 05 November, 2003, 05:35:41 PM

I got you a puppy.

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Woolly · 05 November, 2003, 05:53:27 PM

These can be your intergalactic minions...

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