Writing To Tharg - 2008

[Proudhuff]

Huzzah! Its the first time i've been in the top 3 of anything... still that elusive letter of the week thing eludes me... 2009 she will be mine

[Peter Wolf]

Do you like the tv show queer as folk?
Nearly I get queer as folk  from my friend as my birthday gift and thanks her. I think most of you have watched this and do you like it? I would rather to say it's the most wonderful fantasy l show for me! I fall in love with this!

"I got queer as folk from my friend as birthday gift as i thanks her for this ! It has changes my life and its the shows for me !! It has changes my life !! It is the most wonderful fantasies ! I fall in loves with its characters !"

"Many of yous may love this shows !"

[The Legendary Shark]

"run away mentalist"?

I'll have you know that I never run. Hmph.

[Proudhuff]

Whilst clearing out my out tray I found this gem submitted a while back, can't understand while the Mighty one didn't print this pile o' steaming pish:

Forsooth Mighty One, National Poetry Day has come and gone and not so much as a whisper about it in your weekly Prog. Shame on you, as a late catch up here's a Little ditty not by Coleridge, by by me in praise of your mighty organ:

On planet Earth did Mighty Tharg
A stately pleasure Prog decree
Where Alpha, the Stronty dog, ran
Beside wondrous Wulf the man
Around the Milton Key.

So once a week Tharg fires a round
With strips and text and effects sound:
And there are futures bright with stunning thrills,
Where citizens may incensed be:
In Mega blocks as big as hills,
Yet, enfolded in Tharg's greenery.
 

His verdant dome! Those looks of ice!
And all who read should see him there
And thrillsuckers cry, Beware! Beware!
His flashing eyes, his floating hair!
Weaving a spell in a thrice,
he opens your eyes to Joe Dredd
For he on plastic cups hath fed
And drunk the munce of paradise.

Phuff

[Richmond Clements]

incensed be

greenery

Genius.

[Proudhuff]

just call me Topaz

[Dandontdare]

you wouldn't be part Vogon by any chance?

[Proudhuff]

resistance is useless!

[Buttonman]

This is just the kind of pish that surfaces (make that a toley) when we get a 2 from 7 return on Input pages.

Good effort Tom. A wisely invested 10 minutes away from the smack.

[Buttonman]

Another Prog & Meg year has ended - let's resurrect this old threat with the bang spanking new chart - it now includes downloads, airplay and general buzz.

The order is correct but I forgot to update the ranking column - you can work it out!

[Proudhuff]

How the hell an I still in the top ten? I haven't written in years...

[Buttonman]

How the hell an I still in the top ten? I haven't written in years...

Writing is one thing but published is another. Keep practicing Tom! You're tenth equal berth is worth fighting for!