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It's Christmas Eve...

Started by Beeks, 06 September, 2012, 02:59:06 PM

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vzzbux

Quote from: Michaelvk on 06 September, 2012, 09:15:49 PM
Did you get a little Judge Dredd lunchbox? Sandwiches, apple.. funsize mars bar/penguin?
At the moment Mini Baby Bel are doing a promotion for a free school lunch boxe from which you can upload a picture. I hope the one I did for Robbie works out. Pictures to follow it it arrives.




V
Drokking since 1972

Peace is a lie, there's only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.

chuffsteruk

Quote from: vzzbux on 06 September, 2012, 09:18:42 PM
Quote from: Michaelvk on 06 September, 2012, 09:15:49 PM
Did you get a little Judge Dredd lunchbox? Sandwiches, apple.. funsize mars bar/penguin?
At the moment Mini Baby Bel are doing a promotion for a free school lunch boxe from which you can upload a picture. I hope the one I did for Robbie works out. Pictures to follow it it arrives.




V


Excellent!

chuffsteruk

Twas the night before Dreddmas,

It's nearly time to hit the road,

Then enter the cinema,

And hope not to shoot my load...

dweezil2

I feel the same way!

Couldn't sleep last night with the anticipation and I'd imagine tonight's going to be a pretty sleepless affair too.

Haven't felt this way about a movie since Mum promised to take me to see some film called Star Wars back in the day!  :D
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darnmarr

Quote from: dweezil2 on 06 September, 2012, 10:27:13 PM
I feel the same way!

Couldn't sleep last night with the anticipation and I'd imagine tonight's going to be a pretty sleepless affair too.

Haven't felt this way about a movie since Mum promised to take me to see some film called Star Wars back in the day!  :D
To raise the money to see Return of the Jedi, i sold individual pictures in school from a pornagraphic magazine i'd found in a feild: I figured I'd make more money that way than selling the mag in one go,-with a pricing scale reflecting the 'raciness' of the individual pics: I made 15 pounds: the bank-holiday thursday it premiered my mum got a phone-call from my teacher just as I was about to leave with my friends...

bah.

Buddy

Cannot wait to see this.... even the girlfriend want to go see it and she hasn't read a comic in her life!

Goaty

What the drokking is this? Christmas are banned in Mega City!

20 years in the cubes to each of you, creeps!

dweezil2

Quote from: darnmarr on 06 September, 2012, 10:36:11 PM
Quote from: dweezil2 on 06 September, 2012, 10:27:13 PM
I feel the same way!

Couldn't sleep last night with the anticipation and I'd imagine tonight's going to be a pretty sleepless affair too.

Haven't felt this way about a movie since Mum promised to take me to see some film called Star Wars back in the day!  :D
To raise the money to see Return of the Jedi, i sold individual pictures in school from a pornagraphic magazine i'd found in a feild: I figured I'd make more money that way than selling the mag in one go,-with a pricing scale reflecting the 'raciness' of the individual pics: I made 15 pounds: the bank-holiday thursday it premiered my mum got a phone-call from my teacher just as I was about to leave with my friends...

bah.

Now that's what you call enterprising!

If this country had more entrepreneurs like that it wouldn't be in the state it is now!  ;)
Savalas Seed Bandcamp: https://savalasseed1.bandcamp.com/releases

"He's The Law 45th anniversary music video"
https://youtu.be/qllbagBOIAo

chuffsteruk

Why is it porn mags could be found in fields and woods?! :lol:

Beeks

Just found the poem I did for the 2010 advent calendar on here

Appropriate  :lol:

Twas the Night Before Christmas, when all through the Meg
Not a creature was stirring...Not even a Klegg
The Lawgivers hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that Judge Dredd soon would be there

The fatties were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of Umpty Candy danced in their heads
And Ma-Ma in her kerchief, and I in my cap
Had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap

When out on the Block there aroused such a clatter
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter
Away to the window I flew like a powerboard
Tore open the shutters and threw up the cord

The moon on the breast of the cursed earth gloom
Gave the lustre of mid-day on a deserted Slipzoom
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
But Judge Death, Mortis, Fire and Fear!

Then a shout of Command, And a shot to Deaths head
I knew in a moment it must be Judge Dredd!
Confronting the Dark Ones his voice calm and deep
He ordered the corpses to 'Drokking Freeze Creep!'

Now Death, Now Mortis, Now Fire, Now Fear
Knew of Dredds great prowess and wouldn't come near
'To the Top of the Tom Cruise Block' Death said to his brood
'We'll dine on some citizens to lighten the mood'

A murder of Chump-Dump proportions it's said
Occurred as Dredd tried to corral the undead
So up to the block tops his Lawmaster screeched
To uphold the Law and protect the beseetched

'The punishment Death for the crime of life'
The dark ones judgement was gratuitous and rife
Until Anderson PSI arrived on the scene
Then Judge Deaths complexion turned a sick shade of green

Judge Fire was confined to the Smokatorium dome
Judge Fear was just laughed at and sent home alone
Judge Mortis was plagued by an infestation of doubt
And froze on the spot with terminal gout.

Judge Deaths penchant for blondes had soon disappeared
It was as he had dreaded...as he had feared
At the last Christmas party, the bringer of doom
Had fumbled with Anderson in the spare room

The result 9 months later was easy to see
The Psi Judge had arrived with a Death Mini Me
And a maintenance bill he could little afford
'He's your responsibility too!' Anderson roared!

Death made his escape, and to this day
Is still being chased by PSI CSA
And mini Death's godfather Joseph Dredd said
"That Judge Death will pay every drokking last cred!"

So Death fans please spare a thought for him this year
He is not full of merriment...Not full of cheer
A small indiscretion with a beautiful lady
Has left him on the run, and her holding the baby...


"We keep on being told that religion, whatever its imperfections, at least instills morality. On every side, there is conclusive evidence that the contrary is the case and that faith causes people to be more mean, more selfish, and perhaps above all, more stupid." ― Christopher Hitchens

darnmarr

You win everything ever. Brilliant.