Spring Forward: Remember clocks go forward this weekend

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Top Tip for the Clock Changing
Just a reminder that at 00:59 on Sunday 28th March, the clocks will go forward 1 hour.

This obviously makes it a particularly good time to start getting fruity with a partner of your preferred gender.

As you finish, your partner will be impressed that the time is now 02:01 and you've lasted one hour and two minutes*. 

This is much easier and safer than replying to all of those spam emails.

*Sadly, the last time I tried this trick, I did it in Autumn.

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As you finish, your partner will be impressed that the time is now 02:01 and you've lasted one hour and two minutes*.  

Two minutes?!?  When will this cursed foreplay fad end?