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JOE SOAP

I can't make it out from those picture but fingers-crossed we get a rockin' sex scene as 'I am the Law' blasts from the Lawmaster's stereo.

SuperSurfer


Frank

Quote from: JOE SOAP on 16 June, 2012, 03:23:18 PM
I can't make it out from those picture but fingers-crossed we get a rockin' sex scene as 'I am the Law' blasts from the Lawmaster's stereo.

Fuck YEAH! Banish the memories of that faggot Stallone. I hope Lena Headey gets her A$$ raped to fuck- because I like girls!

TordelBack

Quote from: bikini kill on 16 June, 2012, 04:15:07 PM
I hope Lena Headey gets her A$$ raped to fuck- because I like girls!

Alan Moore delurk alert!

Frank

Quote from: TordelBack on 16 June, 2012, 04:27:10 PM
Quote from: bikini kill on 16 June, 2012, 04:15:07 PM
I hope Lena Headey gets her A$$ raped to fuck- because I like girls!
Alan Moore delurk alert!

Congratulations on the MBE, Baldy.

Trout

It was wrong of me to tell everyone that this site has a secret section.


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Kowalsky (formerly JudgeGumpty)

Its only the hair on a gooseberry that stops it from being a grape.
Never rub another mans rhubarb

Definitely Not Mister Pops

It's a god-awful small affair
To the girl with the mousy hair
But her mummy is yelling, "No!"
And her daddy has told her to go
But her friend is nowhere to be seen
Now she walks through her sunken dream
To the seat with the clearest view
And she's hooked to the silver screen
But the film is a saddening bore
For she's lived it ten times or more
She could spit in the eyes of fools
As they ask her to focus on

Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh man! Look at those cavemen go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the lawman
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best selling show
Is there life on Mars?

It's on America's tortured brow
That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
Now the workers have struck for fame
Because Lennon's on sale again
See the mice in their million hordes
From Ibeza to the Norfolk Broads
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
To my mother, my dog, and clowns
But the film is a saddening bore
Because I wrote it ten times or more
It's about to be writ again
As I ask you to focus on

Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh man! Look at those cavemen go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the lawman
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best selling show
Is there life on Mars?

You may quote me on that.

Roger Godpleton

Does anyone know where can I get some stuff in this game I'm playing?
He's only trying to be what following how his dreams make you wanna be, man!

Frank

If the limbs don't move, they're not toys. They're statuettes.

TordelBack

Quote from: Trout on 16 June, 2012, 07:11:00 PM
It was wrong of me to tell everyone that this site has a secret section.


« Last Edit: Today at 17:10:45 AM by some prick who's a mod »

Deep Trout.

TordelBack

Quote from: bikini kill on 16 June, 2012, 08:24:06 PM
If the limbs don't move, they're not toys. They're wives.

FTFY.

Frank

Quote from: TordelBack on 16 June, 2012, 08:37:23 PM
Quote from: bikini kill on 16 June, 2012, 08:24:06 PM
If the limbs don't move, they're not toys. They're wives.

FTFY.

The ladies have a secret section too, Tordel. It animates their limbs, eyes and realistic kung fu grip. Trout'll show you where it is.

Trout

Inexplicable use of bold for people's names is in no way pointless.

Roger Godpleton

I am not turning down the money, I am turning down you. I want nothing to do with you. Ever since I met you everything I've ever cared about is gone. Ruined, turned to shit, dead, ever since I hooked up with the great bikini kill. I have never been more alone, I have nothing. No one, alright? It's all gone. Get it? No. No, no. Why? Why would you get it? What do you even care, as long as you get what you want? Right? You don't give a shit about me. You said I was no good. I'm nothing. Why would you want me, huh? You said my snark was inferior, right? Hey, you said FTFY's were garbage. Hey, screw you, man. Screw you.
He's only trying to be what following how his dreams make you wanna be, man!