Sum up the Stallone Dredd movie in 64 characters (or so)

[bluemeanie]

I'm doing a podcast this Wednesday which is a retro review/discussion of the Stallone Dredd movie.

Joining me is Lee Grice, chosen for his venemous HATE of the film, and Alec Worley, 2000AD writer and ex-movie reviewer for the Megazine.

Thought it could be fun to open it with quick other opinions so put out a call on Twitter for people to give a tweet-length review. Wanted to throw it out to you guys as well

cheers

[Alski]

Beautiful but ultimately whiffy, like a sculpture made of poo.

[Radbacker]

FIRST I WAS LIKE , THEN I WAS LIKE ,  THEN I WAS LIKE   FINALLY I WAS

Cu Radbacker

[The Enigmatic Dr X]

I was a kid at Christmas finding his dad's corpse in a Santa suit

[James Stacey]

shit sandwich

[SmallBlueThing]

Not as bad as everyone makes out. If you've never read the comic. Or never seen a film before.

SBT

[stacey]

I like it, it's fun and looks amazing.


But you all knew I was going to say that eh?

[Professor Bear]

Poor adaptation, but an alright action movie.

[TordelBack]

If I'd known he was going to say that, I'd have stayed at home.

[James Stacey]

Usually not interested in seeing a man's helmet. This one should have shown it more.

[Mardroid]

Like a coffee Quality Street*. Nice packaging and shell, shame about the contents.


(Actually I didn't mind the film that much but it was rather corny in places.)

*Other choccies are available.

[johnnystress]

Rob fucking Shneider

[Dandontdare]

Awe isnpiring opening - and then Stallone speaks.

[Dark Jimbo]

Rob fucking Shneider

^^^^
THIS.

[radiator]

Not even as good as Demolition Man.