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A Jap with a Cat... in a cap, no less.

100th post! Mon the Fez!

Does the Klep monkey wear a fez or some lesser head clothing?

That's a monkey in a cap.

Surely we have established by now that a fez is the definitive item of monkey headwear?

(And with that, the uneasy peace was broken)

I'm with Fez block. Who wants some?

I recently bought a load of old 2000ads from Logan, and finally got round to picking them up from the post office. Just a wee thanks, cos they were in good nick and a fraction of what you could be asked to pay on eBay.

Childish insults is it, Mr Tips? Well, I'm not lowering myself to that level. I don't have to reply to someone who is a big smelly-pants. So there!

I bought one and I have an Xbox too. And big widescreen telly just to play them on. And a PC. AND my Mrs X doesn't mind.

Just a bugger I have to go to work to pay for it all...

There have been a few posts about games consoles recently. If anyone is interested, Argos are doing a Gamecube with a game and memory card for ?79, which is a bit of a bargain.

Anything alcohol based works; I use aftershave!

Let's all hide - when he comes back, he'll wonder where we are.

Missionary Man IS the Saint of Killers. Think about it. They look the same, they dress the same - and have you ever seen both in the same place at the same time?

Do you think Big Dave is Ali G's mate Dave? How many Dave's can there be in London?

Even the Simpsons (I think) can be improved. Isn't there an episode where a monkey in a hat out-thinks Homer? I think the hat made the monkey more clever. It then asks for the hat to be destroyed becuase it feels like a freak. If I remember right, this scene took place on or near a river. Can anyone confirm this?

Bollocks. That was a spoiler, wasn't it? Sorry if you haven't sees Signs. Then again, I've done you a favour - it isn't all that good.