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Title: Futurequake #4... coming soon!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 14 March, 2005, 11:02:26 PM
Oh what treats are in store for you humble mortals...

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Monsters!

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Aliens!

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An exclusive strip from Inaki Miranda and Eva de la Cruz.

All this under the watchful eye of guest editor... Alan Grant!

Fear the Future...

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Post by: ukdane on 14 March, 2005, 11:36:23 PM
Is there a website yet/again?
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Post by: The Enigmatic Dr X on 14 March, 2005, 11:37:38 PM
Looks good!
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Post by: Byron Virgo on 14 March, 2005, 11:41:14 PM
Oooh...Inaki Miranda & Eva de la Cruz! That's pretty special, isn't it? Is it going to be printed in colour?

Who drew the dapper alien?

Also, what exactly does Alan Grant's duties as Guest Editor consist of?
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Post by: Richmond Clements on 14 March, 2005, 11:47:57 PM
Website coming soon!

Alien by Geoffery Shane.

And don't worry, Mr. Grant earned his money...
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Post by: Byron Virgo on 14 March, 2005, 11:49:59 PM
Old website's still up at

Link: Art's FutureQuake

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Post by: Banners on 14 March, 2005, 11:59:43 PM
How do I order it?

And whatever happened to that Inaki Miranda and Eva de la Cruz one-pager competition?

Cheers,

M@
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Post by: Richmond Clements on 15 March, 2005, 12:12:26 AM
It will be for sale at the Bristol con, and thereafter through mail order. Details will follow soon!

The teaser above is indeed from the winner of the I&E competition.

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Post by: Byron Virgo on 15 March, 2005, 12:13:58 AM
"And whatever happened to that Inaki Miranda and Eva de la Cruz one-pager competition?"

Well...might it be impudent of me to suggest that you're seeing the partial results of it immendiatly above in rac's initial post? Of course, they still haven't told us who won the competition, or indeed if the reultant strip is to be printed in colour(!).

Who's doing the cover for this issue?
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Post by: Banners on 15 March, 2005, 12:20:08 AM
...might it be impudent of me to suggest that you're seeing the partial results of it immendiatly above in rac's initial post? Of course, they still haven't told us who won the competition...

Well it looks like it wasn't me, at least(!)

M@
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Post by: Byron Virgo on 15 March, 2005, 12:36:34 AM
Ah, I wouldn't worry, it was probably all a fix anyway. They probably gave it to one of their mates or something.

Didn't you think it was suspicious when no-one was informed whther or not they'd won?
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Post by: Art on 15 March, 2005, 12:39:31 AM
Well we know it's got tentacles in it- that should narrow things down a lot.
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Post by: Byron Virgo on 15 March, 2005, 12:44:10 AM
So how many stories featured tentacles then?

Come on, speak up!
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Post by: Richmond Clements on 15 March, 2005, 12:46:34 AM
Didn't you think it was suspicious when no-one was informed whther or not they'd won?


How said no-one was informed!!?
Maybe YOU weren't because you're a big fat looser.
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Post by: Byron Virgo on 15 March, 2005, 12:53:06 AM
Come now, at least try and form your sentances into some kind of legible order if you wish to insult me, you cheeky rapscallion!

I never claimed that you should inform "big fat losers" such as myself, merely the poor average joes like Mr. banners here who worked his heart and soul into a page, and then never got so much as a 'how's yer father'?
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Post by: Art on 15 March, 2005, 12:57:40 AM
Also, given the "Snail" fix, your attempts to take the moral high ground on this are somewhat questionable.
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Post by: Richmond Clements on 15 March, 2005, 01:00:18 AM
How about this, I'll form proper "sentances" when you learn to spell the word properly.
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Post by: Conexus on 15 March, 2005, 01:54:15 AM
Don't be so harsh on poor Byron, after a hard day librarianing and not writing promised three panel Monster Squad strips for freely volunteering illustrators, he's all spelled out.
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Post by: Banners on 15 March, 2005, 01:57:56 AM
poor average joe?

I'll have you know I got 2/10 in Comics International once!

M@
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Post by: WoD on 15 March, 2005, 02:06:17 AM
See Mat is well below average...
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Post by: WoD on 15 March, 2005, 02:06:24 AM
!
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Post by: Art on 15 March, 2005, 02:35:32 AM
I got 2/10 in Comics International once!

For a small press peice?

You do realise they grade  those on the 'Special' scale, right?
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Post by: Banners on 15 March, 2005, 02:40:30 AM
You do realise they grade those on the 'Special' scale, right?

Yup - and the art was worth all 2 of those points!

M@
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Post by: Richmond Clements on 17 March, 2005, 01:24:33 AM
Because it was about to fall off the bottom.
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Post by: Matt Timson on 17 March, 2005, 02:02:56 AM
I heard that the cover is a bit shit...
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Post by: Richmond Clements on 17 March, 2005, 02:07:58 AM
Yeah...
PJs understudy gets his big chance... but does he blow it..?

Just wait and see people!
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Post by: WoD on 17 March, 2005, 02:16:13 AM
Does the cover have a field of root vegetables or trees in the background on it?
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Post by: Richmond Clements on 17 March, 2005, 02:20:33 AM
Well... I think they're trees.
Title: RAC ! JAMES!
Post by: Conexus on 17 March, 2005, 02:20:58 AM
Seeing as I can't seem to contact Rac or James through the review site email thang:

Depending on how Lost Property is received, would you consider hosting a longer Mega Man in Future Quake? As I have an idea for a story that would probably work better in normal comic format (an origin story, principaly taking the mick out of the Superman origin story and Harry Potter)

If you are interested (or not) email me to say what you think, if interested I'll send a synopsis, and if still interested, as soon as possible, a script
 
Ziainnixon *at* aol.com

If exceptt Given my *ahem* artistic abilities, someone else should draw it, as long as Mega Man keeps his (Literally) square jaw I'll be happy :)    
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Post by: Tiplodocus on 17 March, 2005, 05:28:52 AM
Is this the one that MEANWHILE is appearing in?

When is it due out? Where will I be able to get a copy?  

Will it have the following page of fabulous art in it? But all nicely lettered and everything?

Should I get Wake to delete the (currently top of the poll) script for MEANWHILE from the script test section of the site? Otherwise people might be so eager to read it (like all those people reading the Episode III script rather than waiting for the film) that all suprise is ruined?

Should I?

PS: I like the way that the brilliant artist; Gibson Quarter a sometime collaborator with Alan Grant; has emphasised the switch pulling - this emphasis wasn't in the original script and gives it a bit more impact

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Post by: paulvonscott on 17 March, 2005, 05:52:17 AM
So far despite e-mails I have been unable to reach anyone from Futurequake about the stall at Bristol.  If soemone could contact me I'd appreciate it.

Paul
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Post by: shane05 on 17 March, 2005, 07:06:11 AM
'I heard that the cover is a bit shit...'

snicker.

No worse than the art on the story it represents...
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Post by: Richmond Clements on 17 March, 2005, 03:22:39 PM
Sorry Paul.
That's all been my fault.
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Post by: paulvonscott on 17 March, 2005, 03:32:47 PM
No worries, that'sone more thing sorted for Bristol anyway!

Cheers

Paul
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Post by: Byron Virgo on 17 March, 2005, 08:50:35 PM
"That's all been my fault."

It usually is, isn't it rac?
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Post by: Richmond Clements on 17 March, 2005, 11:34:03 PM
Just discovered that we need to lose a page, Byron.
There's some black and white Sweeney shit that needs the old heave ho...
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Post by: Richmond Clements on 17 March, 2005, 11:34:04 PM
Just discovered that we need to lose a page, Byron.
There's some black and white Sweeney shit that needs the old heave ho...
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Post by: Byron Virgo on 17 March, 2005, 11:49:11 PM
Will you stop double posting all the time, man?! You're beginning to make me think I've got a cataract!

Anyway, don't care if you drop it - I've got me own website online now (for the one internet nutter who looks at it) which is now back online after some internet nutter infected it up with some dirty virus.

Anyway, don't be so mean to poor Mr. Williams! Shame on you! He's only 12, you know.

Link: It's all gone confusingly manga...

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Post by: Conexus on 17 March, 2005, 11:56:11 PM
I've got me own website online now (for the one internet nutter who looks at it) which is now back online after some internet nutter infected it up with some dirty virus.

Oi! I did a strip for remember? ;)
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Post by: Byron Virgo on 17 March, 2005, 11:59:30 PM
What?!

It better not have been you who infected it or I'll kick you arse!

No, seriously, I will if you did. But I don't think it was you. Or it better not have been.
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Post by: Conexus on 18 March, 2005, 12:04:22 AM
I'm sorry if the virus did come from me, if it did it was an accidentand  certainly was not done with any intention of malice
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Post by: Conexus on 18 March, 2005, 12:07:37 AM
Actually it almost cetainly wasn't me as only visited a few times before you posted the message about the virus
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Post by: Byron Virgo on 18 March, 2005, 01:18:44 AM
No, it was done deliberatly by someone actualising some kind of wank fantasy power trip. Still, no matter, it's back now, that's the main thing. And we've got your lovely strip to look forward to as well!
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Post by: Conexus on 18 March, 2005, 01:40:00 AM
You wrote it. I like the pic of the ghost when he's angry, if i say so myself
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Post by: WoD on 18 March, 2005, 04:02:02 PM
Conexus - are the Megaman strips up on a website anywhere?
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Post by: Richmond Clements on 20 March, 2005, 04:46:15 PM
Oh, and did I mention the space monkeys?
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Post by: Conexus on 20 March, 2005, 06:58:17 PM
Conexus - are the Megaman strips up on a website anywhere?

The first ones are here, they got kinda crap and kinda abandoned  in the next arc. (in my mind now, only the first thirteen episodes are kosher)

Link: Mega Man

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Post by: Byron Virgo on 20 March, 2005, 11:23:03 PM
"Oh, and did I mention the space monkeys?"

What kind of a sick, depraved comic is this where you clearly show some poor dissembowled space-age simian, in clear contravention of the Chap-Book Code Authority ruling, which states that monkey innerds are not to be seen within the confines of a comic-bok, since they are considered to be sacred, god-like animals to the simple people of England?
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Post by: Art on 20 March, 2005, 11:24:45 PM
Heh. That's one of my ones...
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Post by: Richmond Clements on 20 March, 2005, 11:35:28 PM
Yeah, blame Art for the exploding space monkey!
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Post by: Byron Virgo on 21 March, 2005, 12:17:45 AM
Fairy nuff.

Art's killed a monkey, folks.
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Post by: Dudley on 29 March, 2005, 07:07:46 PM
People with a VERY special reason to buy #1:

Tank Grrl.
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Post by: Byron Virgo on 29 March, 2005, 08:58:44 PM
Is that like 'Special Needs'?

Think we need a bit more info, mate.
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Post by: Jared Katooie on 29 March, 2005, 09:27:19 PM
Monkeys cant die!
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Post by: Dudley on 29 March, 2005, 10:21:17 PM
Byron, it was the first of a short series of cryptic posts giving the names of at least two people who have a VERY SPECIAL reason to buy Futurequake issue 4, in all good retailers soon.
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Post by: Byron Virgo on 29 March, 2005, 10:51:32 PM
That's only really served to confuse me more, you master of enigma!
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Post by: WoD on 29 March, 2005, 10:58:55 PM
and....you tease...
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Post by: Richmond Clements on 30 March, 2005, 02:23:28 AM
Heh... Tank Girl... good one...
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Post by: Dudley on 11 April, 2005, 09:50:15 PM
People with a VERY special reason to buy, number 2:

Oddboy
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Post by: Bolt-01 on 11 April, 2005, 10:41:09 PM
Of course Oddboy will also want you to know about his strips in the upcoming LOST PROPERTY collection, which will also be on sale at the same table as FQ......

Pimp-01
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Post by: longmanshort on 11 April, 2005, 10:46:39 PM
Of course, this is all gorssly unfair as there's three of you (four, if you count the obviously-blackmailed-into-taking-part Alan Grant) and there's only one of me and one of PVS ...
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Post by: Byron Virgo on 11 April, 2005, 11:01:28 PM
"People with a VERY special reason to buy"

Are these just people who have work featured in the comic? Because if they are, don't you think that's kind of localised selleing? You really want to aim for as large a market as you can if you want to make your money back.

"there's only one of me and one of PVS"

Well, surely there's only one of any of us, but I don't see it as a reason to make a big song and dance.
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Post by: Dudley on 11 April, 2005, 11:06:58 PM
These are not people whose work features in the comic.

And some might say it was unfair that LMS is twice as big as any of us.
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Post by: longmanshort on 12 April, 2005, 12:10:38 AM
longmanshort picks a flower from the lawn and begins plucking its petals

"Hmmm, undercut Futurequake, not undercut Futurequake, undercut Futurequake ..."
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Post by: Dudley on 12 April, 2005, 12:13:30 AM
Futurequack bears in mind that calling someone a "big man" is generally considered a compliment.
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Post by: Dudley on 12 April, 2005, 12:15:48 AM
...and also remembers that you pay for quality...
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Post by: Matt Timson on 12 April, 2005, 12:18:31 AM
That'll be 700 quid then.

;)
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Post by: Matt Timson on 12 April, 2005, 12:19:04 AM
And Paypal is fine.
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Post by: Dudley on 12 April, 2005, 12:21:11 AM
...unless you can blag it...
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Post by: Byron Virgo on 12 April, 2005, 12:52:57 AM
I love these conversations where I have no clue at all what people are actually talking about.

Just adds to that burning ball of rage that I keep pushing down into the blackness inside of me...
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Post by: Carlsborg Expert on 13 April, 2005, 11:35:17 AM
Gaviscon or Duff can douse that fire Byron.

Dont,whatever you do, drink B.O.Juice.

Cringe.
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Post by: Tanky on 13 April, 2005, 04:54:04 PM
eh?
wha?
why?
que passa?

I've clearly missed something! If you explain what, there's probably a sale in it.
xTGx
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Post by: Dunk! on 13 April, 2005, 05:48:47 PM
How about a line up of Strips and Creators to whet ones appetite?

Tulkas - and to see who got in over the one strip i managed to finish. Bah, grr, honk, etc.
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Post by: Richmond Clements on 13 April, 2005, 06:57:27 PM
Just wait and see Tanky...
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Post by: Byron Virgo on 13 April, 2005, 08:20:30 PM
"Gaviscon or Duff can douse that fire Byron."

That's true. Gaviscon pours water on the Devil's fire - it's true, I've seen it in adverts!
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Post by: Oddboy on 13 April, 2005, 09:52:29 PM
Tanky, I've no idea either...

...Dudley did show me a preview of the cover, with a blotchy black marker pen scribble on the front cover hiding something.

More then that...?



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Post by: Bolt-01 on 13 April, 2005, 10:29:21 PM
Was it hiding something? Thought that was the cover :P

Bolt-01. Thinking that JEB should reaise he was joking, but that after the last time he made a joke on here he ended up in all sorts of bother....
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Post by: Richmond Clements on 13 April, 2005, 11:00:38 PM
Are you calling me a whore?
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Post by: Bolt-01 on 13 April, 2005, 11:48:19 PM
Don't you start!

Bolt-01
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Post by: Byron Virgo on 14 April, 2005, 06:42:23 PM
Wait, so you're saying the cover's rubbish?

And here was me thinking you lot were just being sneaky.
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Post by: Dudley on 14 April, 2005, 08:36:57 PM
This would be the cover I showed to Byron and Nathan at Smokeshed, with the words "Now, you have to PROMISE not to mention having seen this - the others would kill me..."
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Post by: Oddboy on 14 April, 2005, 08:43:17 PM
What?

I don't remember seeing any covers. Not me.
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Post by: Bolt-01 on 14 April, 2005, 09:08:07 PM
hmmm, I was going to make some veiled threats to FQuack upon discovering that he's spoilering his own comic, but then I realised that he's got the wife's copies of Luther Arkwright so I better not.

Bolt-01
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Post by: Matt Timson on 14 April, 2005, 09:39:45 PM
Do you mean...

Link: THIS cover?

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Post by: Bolt-01 on 14 April, 2005, 09:54:31 PM
BWAA HA HA!!

Nice one JEB.

Bolt-01 (sweating slighty)
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Post by: Byron Virgo on 14 April, 2005, 09:56:28 PM
Bwhahahahahaahahahahahaha!

Anyway, I wasn't spoilering - I was merely following Oddboy's lead, and as such only he and Mr. Quack are at fault on the spoilering front. I was merely a pawn in their devious game of diabolical chess.

Bolt: are those the original Luther Arkwright gn's from the 80's (three books)? If so, it's worth checking out the Dark Horse version as there are some additional pages and it's been re-lettered and some of the art touched up.
I wouldn't be surprised if you never see those bookjs again - Mr. Mackay doesn't like returning other people's posessions! I can always pick up the original Luther Arkwright books and Valkyrie Press comics quite cheap, so if you ever need them...
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Post by: longmanshort on 14 April, 2005, 09:56:29 PM
I have to say that was one of the funniest things I've ever seen ...
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Post by: Richmond Clements on 14 April, 2005, 10:53:53 PM
Jesus JEB!

I nearly shit myself just then!
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Post by: Bolt-01 on 14 April, 2005, 11:46:44 PM
Byron, whilst the Dark horse versions do have nice lettering, I like these books (Mine were borrowed many years ago never to be seen again) due to the being signed to Mrs Bolt and the pages being nice and large.

Is Hearts of Empire readily available, as I'd like to read that one day.

Bolt-01
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Post by: Byron Virgo on 15 April, 2005, 01:36:24 AM
Always welcome to have a lend from me if you like. Very different from the original, but all the better for it. Talbot employs a very Italiante-influenced style, changing his art to a much rounder, fleshier look, but you might well say that it's never looked quite so good, especially with Angus McKie's gorgeous colours.

I've actually got a CD-Rom that Bryan Talbot gave me at Bristol last year, which has both books on it, as well as the scripts, pencils, inks, unlettered versions, a 'director's commentary', and web links to all sources referenced in the body of the work (specific paintings that are mimicked, for example). The level of detail will genuinely blow you away - I'll send it on to you if you want.

I know what you mean about the original Arkwright books though - they're worth having just for the covers alone.
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Post by: Bolt-01 on 15 April, 2005, 07:17:11 PM
Byron, I would love to have a look at the CD, will you make sure you bring it to Bristol with you?

Bolt-01
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Post by: Byron Virgo on 15 April, 2005, 07:59:11 PM
Will do, Sir!
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Post by: paulvonscott on 15 April, 2005, 09:09:06 PM
Am I being unduly cynical or is a huge game of keepy-uppy being played with this thread?
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Post by: WoD on 15 April, 2005, 09:21:58 PM
don't (bump) know (bump) what (bump) you (bump) could (bump) mean (bump).
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Post by: paulvonscott on 15 April, 2005, 09:27:36 PM
heh heh

Jam Jars, eh?  What are they all about?
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Post by: Dudley on 15 April, 2005, 09:29:02 PM
PVS - nah, if you look there are a couple of points where it was allowed to subside off the board (11 days between posts at one point).  Things gets posted as we get the news (thought the Oddboy & Tank Grrl stuff was more of a trailer, I'll grant ye).

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Post by: Byron Virgo on 15 April, 2005, 09:35:46 PM
I would say that the word "news" was somewhat ill-chosen.

Damnable insouciance, more like.
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Post by: WoD on 15 April, 2005, 10:16:50 PM
Although Paul, it's not like people just post on here to highlight or *advertise* anything...

but...


Has anyone seen Bolt-01's blog lately...very nice it is too...

Link: http://lostpropertybybolt-01.blogspot.com/

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Post by: paulvonscott on 15 April, 2005, 10:33:50 PM
Hey, you can post what you want, nobody has made bumping threads illegal!
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Post by: WoD on 15 April, 2005, 10:36:42 PM
I know...I only joking...but if you want to check out the blog...
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Post by: paulvonscott on 15 April, 2005, 10:41:54 PM
Well, I can see Bolt is trying to cop off with Captain America...
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Post by: WoD on 15 April, 2005, 10:44:06 PM
Paul - for being no. 100 poster on the thread I'll buy you a copy of FQ#4 at Bristol - or a pint...your choice...

I meant Jon and Gorath though...
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Post by: Dan Kelly on 15 April, 2005, 10:53:11 PM
Excuse me, but how many pubs is Bolt involved in in Bristol this year?

Are all of these Bristol bound?

FQ4
Dogbreath
Solar Wind
End Is Nigh
Lost Property
Tales of the Contrary

If so, is this a record??

Dan
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Post by: WoD on 15 April, 2005, 10:54:28 PM
he's a busy boy...
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Post by: Bolt-01 on 15 April, 2005, 10:55:00 PM
Erm, rumbled......

There are a couple of strips that I don't know the fate of as well.

Bolt-01
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Post by: Byron Virgo on 15 April, 2005, 10:57:19 PM
I only managed 4 titles; well below Bolt's simply staggering 6 publications!
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Post by: Bolt-01 on 15 April, 2005, 11:00:24 PM
And Dankell: Unfortunately I won't be doing any 'pubs' as I'll have Mini-bolt with me for the weekend. :(

Sober all weekend-01
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Post by: Dan Kelly on 15 April, 2005, 11:12:14 PM
> And Dankell: Unfortunately I won't be doing any 'pubs' as I'll have Mini-bolt with me for the weekend. :(

I was going to make a comment about the state of you wrist muscles, in respect to all that drawing, and the ability to lift a pint glass.

Then I remembered where I was posting and the direction the replies were likely to take, so didn't.

Ah.  Ooops.  ;)

Dan
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: Dudley on 15 April, 2005, 11:38:25 PM
How many pubs?  Well, Bolt will be involved in

The Railway Engineer
The Corn Exchange
The Naval Volunteer
The Railwayman
and
The Drum & Monkey

...at the very least.  There may be a curry house involved at some point.  

But Dan, don't be shy, if there's another pub you wish to take Bolt to, you only have to ask.
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: Byron Virgo on 15 April, 2005, 11:47:50 PM
You're whoring Bolt out to potential pub users now? I thought he was supposed to be the one erroneously accusing other people of being street walkers?

And Bolt - I wouldn't be too sure about avoiding the dreaded alcohol (at least not unless you manage to avoid Mr. Mackay and his absinthe-laden plans for your progeny...)
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: Dan Kelly on 16 April, 2005, 12:09:55 AM
> But Dan, don't be shy, if there's another pub you wish to take Bolt to, you only have to ask.

Unfortunately my knowledge of the Bristolian Beverage Bordellos is sorely lacking, although Alina and I did find a nice restaurant in a tent last year, and there's a nice bar in the Art Centre by the docks...

I shal therefore by riding on the coat-tails of the more seasoned campaigners wrt where to go.

Dan
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: Byron Virgo on 16 April, 2005, 02:05:38 AM
"restaurant in a tent"

?!?!?

"Art Centre by the docks... "

I know what goes on down at Bristol docks. I've seen that big boat, I ate a grated cheese sandwhich on bench outside a pub...
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 16 April, 2005, 05:13:26 AM
 I ate a grated cheese sandwhich on bench outside a pub...

Byron, is that code?

Bolt-01
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: Byron Virgo on 16 April, 2005, 06:47:27 PM
I've been to the city of Bristol before - I'm not getting conned by your esoteric hijinks. I know all about the small press maffia!

No-one's putting rohypnol in my drink...
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 18 April, 2005, 01:55:23 AM
Yeah, you're not going to fall for that again.

But back on topic. Did I mention the giant killer robots?
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: Bico on 18 April, 2005, 03:16:41 AM
SOLD!
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: Byron Virgo on 18 April, 2005, 03:50:09 AM
Damn!

Well that's put a stiff knee in the knacker's of my hopes and dreams!

Nice pic, by the way.
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: Dudley on 28 April, 2005, 08:53:45 PM
People With A Very, VERY Special Reason To Buy Futurequake - number 3.

Mr Dribbles.

Is he still here, by the way?
Someone pass the message on, please!

Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: Dan Kelly on 28 April, 2005, 09:09:25 PM
Oooh, nice robot.

As for restaurant in a tent, It was this one

And the bar was the Watershed, so ner!

Dan
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: Oddboy on 28 April, 2005, 09:28:58 PM
Are us specially reasoned people all especiallized for the same reason? If you get my drift...
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 28 April, 2005, 09:32:25 PM
IN that you all have a special reason to by the issue?
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: Byron Virgo on 28 April, 2005, 10:11:32 PM
More importantly, are you actually going to reveal at some future point what it is that you're dropping veiled hints about?

How many copies of your magazine of dubious repute do I have to buy beofre the truth is revealed to me?

[Also, I think I may have worked out who your mysterious third guest star is...]
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 29 April, 2005, 12:25:03 AM
Well, I can now relax slightly, as the comic is all assembled and ready to go to the printers tomorrow.

Then I'll just worry there is something wrong with my formatting till I get the call to come collect.

I'd like to thank all the writers and artists who hang here for not giving away too much of the mag, and remind folks that #5 will be on sale for Dreddcon!

Bolt-01, 2 down 1 to go....
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 29 April, 2005, 02:11:14 AM
and remind folks that #5 will be on sale for Dreddcon!


Bloody hell Dave, give us a minute will you!
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: Byron Virgo on 01 May, 2005, 12:22:10 AM
Well, he is a machine...
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 02 May, 2005, 02:52:13 PM
And here is the cry of the pencil monkey

"B*$t@RD MONKEY HANDS!!"

The printer has a problem with fonts that I can't sort till Tuesday... Hopefully it will all be sortable quite quickly but you never know...

Bolt-01 who is actually beginning to look nostaliagically (Is that a real word?) back on the days when you could slap a comic together with a pritt-stick and a photocopier!
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: Dan Kelly on 02 May, 2005, 05:30:39 PM
Arse!!

>>Bolt-01 who is actually beginning to look nostaliagically (Is that a real word?)

Nope, the phrase you are groping for is "With Nostalgia"

HTH

Dan
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: WoD on 02 May, 2005, 09:08:18 PM
Actually, I believe in deepest, darkest Birmingham, that is an actual word....
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 03 May, 2005, 12:23:52 AM
if it isn't it should be!

Bolt-01
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 04 May, 2005, 06:12:51 AM
Printer seems to be sorted,and I even got to see a rough print. Beautiful. lovely repro all through and only some panel resizes to sort and we're away.

Bolt-01
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: Dudley on 05 May, 2005, 06:24:18 PM
People With A very, Very, VERY Special Reason To Buy Futurequake - number 4 in a series of, you'll be relieved to hear, 4:

Queen Firey-Bou
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: Byron Virgo on 05 May, 2005, 06:32:34 PM
And no-one's ever going to know why these people have a special reason to read?

C'mon - you've gotta reveal it at some point!
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: Oddboy on 05 May, 2005, 07:00:21 PM
So do we four have different special reasons to by the issue? Or is it one reason that covers all four of us?
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: Byron Virgo on 05 May, 2005, 08:07:33 PM
I wondered that too...
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: Trout on 05 May, 2005, 08:14:34 PM
I think it's because one of you four is a murderer.

In the drawing room, with the candlestick.
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: Dudley on 05 May, 2005, 09:13:03 PM
It's because -

Oh no, wait, I forgot.  
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 05 May, 2005, 10:49:25 PM
So do we four have different special reasons to by the issue? Or is it one reason that covers all four of us?


Yes and no.
Or should that be no and yes?
Mmmm, not sure, best thing would be to buy a copy I think.
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: Dudley on 05 May, 2005, 11:39:42 PM
What's the betting Bou never looks at this, despite being One Of The Four and having her own work in the comic?
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: Byron Virgo on 05 May, 2005, 11:50:33 PM
Couldn't you just wave it in front of her face?
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 06 May, 2005, 12:04:26 AM
Jovus Grud!

Comments like that are dangerous round here!

Bolt-01
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: Byron Virgo on 06 May, 2005, 12:09:31 AM
What sick, twisted minds you people have!

It's sad, it really is...
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: Dudley on 06 May, 2005, 10:27:16 PM
{Futurequack ignores Byron's evident attempt to make smutty innuendo}

Sorry, forgot to say that Bou's art for this issue is... positively incendiary...
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: Byron Virgo on 07 May, 2005, 12:47:16 AM
"{Futurequack ignores Byron's evident attempt to make smutty innuendo}"

Piss of Jim! I love the way you seem to have convinced nearly everyone I'm some kind of raving pervert whilst you're the bloody overlord of smut! That wasn't what I meant and you know it.

Still (getting back on topic) I am really looking forward to seeing some of Bou's work, since I really loved that cover for Sunny - in the words of Napoleon Dynamite "How frikkin' sweet was that?"
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 07 May, 2005, 01:20:53 AM
Ed, you will not be dissappointed. awesome. RAC 'bought' some, it's that good!

Bolt-01
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: Byron Virgo on 07 May, 2005, 01:26:21 AM
Oh, is there an option to buy some of the original art (you could recoup some of your cost outlay through a comission based sales incentive like that)?
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 07 May, 2005, 03:03:52 AM
If there is anything you like enough, I'm sure the artists would be only too happy to make some money. Don't think that James, Rich or I would want a share though. We've got the strip, thats enough.

Bolt-01
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: johnnystress on 07 May, 2005, 05:13:46 AM
"
Oh, is there an option to buy some of the original art"

Damn right there is!

:)
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: Byron Virgo on 07 May, 2005, 10:14:17 PM
Good stuff - I'm on the outlook for buying artwork of non-name artists (sorry if that sounds defamatory, as it's not meant to be). I'm just looking for stuff that makes me go "Shit, yeah!" when I see it (I'll be on the FQ table if anyone wants to try and sell me some of their artwork).
Definitely be up for buying some off Bou (if she fancies selling any, that is).
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: Byron Virgo on 09 May, 2005, 09:53:41 PM
Congrats on getting a mention in Tharg's Editorial this week guys. You all really seem to be pulling out the stops on this one.

Honestly, you cheeky scamps...
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: Dudley on 09 May, 2005, 10:12:57 PM
We love Tharg, and tharg repays the love.

Ever'body happy!
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: Byron Virgo on 09 May, 2005, 10:18:27 PM
Not sure I'd agree with that statement personally, but I'll agree for the sake of harmony.
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 10 May, 2005, 07:33:48 PM
All collected and ready to rock!

Bolt-01
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: Dudley on 12 May, 2005, 05:11:50 AM
Fellow editor chappies -

D'ya think they're ready for the last revelations?
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 12 May, 2005, 05:16:38 AM
Go for it!

Bolt-01
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: paulvonscott on 12 May, 2005, 05:33:27 AM
Is this one of those Heaven's Gate style cults?
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: Bico on 12 May, 2005, 06:45:10 AM
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: WoD on 12 May, 2005, 02:03:00 PM
ooommmmmmm.....ooommmmmmm.....ooommmmmmmm
Title: Re: Futurequake #4... coming soon!...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 12 May, 2005, 03:53:30 PM
Yeah, let 'em have it!