ULTIIMATE STRONT TOURNAMENT FINAL: ALPHA VS WULF

[Roger Godpleton]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_IKcMl_a9A

Here it is. The ultimate lovers' quarrel. Who will triumph? Will either be in any shape for making up sex? You decide. I shall refrain from voting except to decide a tiebreak.

FINAL

JOHNNY ALPHA   VS   WULF STERNHAMMER

[Trilobite2]

:cry: Sob sob blub.

[TordelBack]

In theory Johnny would cream Wulf's cucumbers, but in an actual fight I'm pretty sure Wulf would win, because Johnny would let him.  

So my vote's for the chronological challenged WULF STERNHAMMER.

[Colin YNWA]

Only Middenface could hold a torch against Johnny so

Johnny Alpha it is

[I, Cosh]

The twosome refuse to take part in Godpleton's revolting ceremony of violence for the sake of violence and Johnny uses his permitted additional weapon - a preset timebomb - to teleport them to a pleasure planet where they can enjoy the spoils of victory in peace. Meanwhile, the people, sensing that all that is solid has turned to air in the face of this desecration of their ancient rites, rise up and topple the oppresive regime. No more shall they toil for the gratification of Godpleton.

Wulf wins and makes a coat out of Johnny's skin like he did with that gronk.

[Kerrin]

Johnny drops some litter and then when the tree hugging scandinavian sasquatch bends down to pick it up twats him round the head with a frying pan which makes a comedic "SSPPAANNNNNNGG!". Lights out Abba boy.

Johnny Alpha wins.

[Zarjazzer]

Johnny A all the way. He'd just blast the IKEA/Volvo longhair.

[Bolt-01]

If the fight is over quickly- then Johnny, but if the fight goes on for any real length of time I reckon Wulf is the man.

For this instance- Johnny just doesn't have the lack of heart, wheras Wulf just gets good and angry- that is all he needs to put Johnny out for the count.

WULF WINS!

[Roger Godpleton]

Just to clarify, this isn't necessarily who you would think in a fight.

[Kerrin]

What the Dickens?
By what other criteria are we supposed to select the victor? Personal cleanliness?

[flip-r mk2]

Got to be Johnny, the only way Wulf could take him is doggy style.



flip

[Dog Deever]

Johnny for the win...

[Devons Daddy]

johnny for the win
hes been fighting his whole life.

during which he will have lost a lot of lovers no doubt. one more just another mark on the gunBUTT.

[TheEdge]

WULF for the win, no way some dirty mutant would win.

[Paul faplad Finch]

Wulf. No question