"The charity stuntman who ran last year in a suit of armour plans to return this year as Indiana Jones.
Inspired by Raiders Of The Lost Ark, Lloyd Scott, 45, will drag a 280lb boulder."
Link: Ready To Roll
If he stumbles the headline will be "Unlucky Rollover", guaranteed.
In other news, has the designer of the Joy Division trainers never heard of Half Man Half Biscuit?
Here he is in the race. I fear for him more for the hot leathers than the boulder.