Tharg(s), please don't read any of the following...
I'll send a lovely crisp twenty pound note to the first script or art droid who gets a monkey with a hat into a future issue of 2000AD or the Megazine.
It's got to be a completely unrelated monkey and hat thing like the one in Darkie's Mob (so doing a Dredd or DeMarco story with the gangster apes doesn't count).
Anybody else want to dib up some money to make sure this happens?